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Did you hear about the French castle made of cheese that exploded?
There was de-brie everywhere....
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Bomb Pun megathread!
Post all bomb puns here, whether they be good or bad.
Edit: Wow. This blew up.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Help ! I am running out of bomb puns ! Details inside.
So, me and my group of friends recently started a gag going on one of our friends. She rolls with it, so it's okay.
So we just mess around with puns like "You're the bomb", "You've got an explosive personality", any bomb or explosion reference/pun we can make when talking with her or about her basically.
However, we are running out of puns.
Anyone got suggestions ?
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︎ Jul 31 2016
What did the Reddit user say after setting a bomb in a bank?
Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
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︎ May 13 2021
I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.
Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.
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︎ May 06 2021
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine?
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︎ May 25 2021
What type of bomb is found at the bottom of the ocean?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
This joke is gonna bomb
Where can you find weapons of mass destruction in Walmart?
In aisle 8
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︎ Feb 05 2021
What sound does a bath bomb make?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Some guy watches a bomb go off. He says...
"That blows"
My friend told me this one
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Terrorists have planted bombs in cans of alphabetti spaghetti.
If they go off it could spell disaster
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Did you hear about the color bomb?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What do you call a French explosive
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︎ May 26 2021
The bomb didn't want to go off.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb in a bank?
Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Credit to r/Teenagers for this
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︎ Jan 13 2020
I got to drop this bomb yesterday at Thanksgiving
Grandma: So what did you do to your turkey? Was it mexican?
My Mom: No we tried a cajun sauce this time
Grandma: What makes it Cajun?
Me: Itβs Thanksgiving so its a special oh-cajun
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Someone put a bomb in my mailbox.
Holy shit this post blew up.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
The inventor of the bomb was so amazed by his invention...
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︎ Dec 26 2020
How do you disarm a bomb made out of cheese?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", then shouldn't "bomb" be pronouncedβ¦
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︎ May 29 2020
My terrorists girlfriend said she hadn't ever attempted a suicide bombing
But today I found out jihad
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Bought a Raspberry Bomb pudding for Xmas. Close to sell by date.
Better eat it before it goes off.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called βH-Bomb?β
Itβs known for fusion cuisine.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I made an explosive snow man in the shape of a cow
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︎ May 09 2021
what do you get if you eat a bomb?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I made a joke about a bomb on this sub once
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︎ Oct 22 2020
You hear about the new bomb made out of horses?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
I was walking past a shop, and there was a classic bomb in the window Beside it was a sign that read "$1, irreplaceable fuse"
I said to myself "That's an offer I can't refuse"
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
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︎ Nov 01 2020
So I told this joke about bombs to my friends
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︎ Aug 23 2020
My fart just wiped out half of new York.
It was a weapon of ass destruction
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︎ Apr 10 2021
If I see another gender reveal bomb meme...
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Haha tweets go bomb...
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︎ Jul 26 2020
I can't stand bomb diffusing movie scenes
It always comes down to the wire.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist...?
Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist who planted a bomb on the train? He had loco motives.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What happened to the cobra comedian when it bombed on stage?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?
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︎ May 14 2020
Iβm the kind of guy that would yell βLanguageβ whenever anyone curses. My friend yelled out the F-bomb. I said βLanguage.β She then flipped me off.
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︎ May 19 2020
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
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︎ May 14 2019
What would a Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT : Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold
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︎ Aug 28 2020
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