In a one story house the walls are blue, the chairs are blue, the floor is blue, the lights are blue, the living room is blue, the bedrooms are blue, the kitchen is blue, even the air has a blueish tint. What color are the stairs?
The house is ONE STORY it has no stairs.
I finally found it! Where Monty Python and Indiana Jones have failed, I’ve brought back the Holy Gray L.
A guy walks into an old, dusty grocery store and asks, "Do you guys have any rockfort cheese?"
Attendant: "What's rockfort cheese?"
Guy: "It's cheese with this blueish mold in it."
Attendant: "Sorry, I don't think we have rockfort cheese. But, if you want, we do have rockfort bread, rockfort milk, and rockfort sausages!"
Dad said this in the kitchen...
Mom (making something) - would you like some radish?
Dad- No, I prefer Blueish. (starts giggling)
Both of us just stared at him for a few seconds.
