A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...

It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."

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📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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I realized today the life of a blood cell is truly futile..

After all, it lives its whole life in vein

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📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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*Sad Red Blood Cell Noises*
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👤︎ u/Ananay83
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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Son:What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?

Dad:Their effort goes in vein.

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📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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What did one deoxygenated blood cell say to the other?

We're all in vain

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📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type “O”.

I guess we can call it a typo.

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📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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If blood cells do die

then does that mean they die in vein?

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📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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Two blood cells fell in love

...but alas it was all in vein

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👤︎ u/Kevinvac
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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What has black hair and can be found in red blood cells?

Emoglobin

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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A service that ships dietary supplements to women, primarily minerals helpful in making red blood cells.

Fe-Mail

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📅︎ May 30 2018
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TIL red blood cells do so many things...

...that's why they RBC.

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📅︎ Apr 01 2017
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Per volume semen costs more than blood because sex cells.
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📅︎ Feb 16 2014
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Drew a Haemogoblin
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📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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Why are blood physicians so rich

Because blood cells

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📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Two Red Blood Cells Met and Fell In Love

But alas, it was in vein

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📅︎ Jul 15 2018
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I don't have any red blood cells

So my doctors are looking in vein

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👤︎ u/jryser
📅︎ Oct 04 2017
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