Blindly Puns

Me: "What on earth is that crazy concoction that you're cooking up?"

Wife: "It's a Jamie Oliver recipe. I'm just following it."

Me: "If Jamie Oliver gave you a recipe to jump off a bridge, would you follow it?"

Wife: "Yeah, probably."

Me: "He should name it Jamie's seafood pancakes".

Groaning ensued.

Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver

Because it's seafood.

Because he couldn't see that well

It really came out of the purple.

And then a table... And then a chair...

A not see

He said it was the most violent book he had ever read.

Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.

He hasn’t

I said no you won't. (true story)

It's not hard.

Then he sat down with his hammer and saw.

I was touched

Because they can’t sí.

Me: “But dude, they can’t even see him coming.”

He picked up the hammer and saw.

(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)

Do-you-think-he-saurus.

I think we should see other people.

It scares the dogs!

The seesaw

A not-see

Then he walks into a table

Then he walks into a table leg

Then he walks into wood

Then he walks into wood cells

Then he walks into wood DNA

Then he walks into a molecule

Then he walks into a atom

Then he walks into a qwark

Then he walks into a cosmic string

Then he walks into a multiverse

Then he walks into a universe

Then he walks into a galactic supercluster

Then he walks into a galaxy

Then he walks into a stellar system

Then he walks into a planet

Then he walks into a continent

Then he walks into a country

Then he walks into a region

Then he walks into a city

Then he walks into a street

Then he walks into a bar

ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES

They herd them.

He didn’t see anything wrong with it.

that came completely out of the orange

He said he isn't looking forward to work with them.

That’s not a good sign.

Never met herbivore.

And a table, and a chair

Walked into a bar

And then a chair, and then a table

Because it is 'see' food

Then into a table... and then into a chair!

It's not hard

It’s not hard

And a table... and a chair...

Doyouthinkesaurus

No, well he didn’t see you either

It's Seafood

Because he didn't see that well.

As he picked up his hammer and saw.

Because he could not see that well.

then a table, and a chair