Blancs Puns

A list of puns related to "Blancs"

Why did the author call himself Mont Blanc

Because he wanted to use a pen name.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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Bought my dad a Mont Blanc for his retirement

Dad: " I can't take this" Me: "Why not?" Dad: looks me dead in the eyes "Because now I'm a pen shunner."

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👤︎ u/kamehamehaa
📅︎ Jul 27 2015
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What happened when the Frenchman used a white pencil?

He drew a blanc

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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I was able to sketch most of the Alps from memory...

But for one of them, I drew a Blanc.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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Dad Joked a customer last night.

I work as a bartender at a classy cheese and wine bar in the DC area. Last night after some harmless flirting with some middle aged ladies, one exclaimed, "Sauvignon Blanc! That's my white jam!"

I replied, "Ma'am that's actually a wine, not a jam."

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👤︎ u/TheSheepdog
📅︎ Jul 30 2016
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Had a good one ordering wine tonight

Savengon Blanc sir?

No I like an aged wine, do you have an eight-egnon blanc or a ninengon blanc?

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👤︎ u/WillBurger
📅︎ Sep 30 2014
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