A list of puns related to "Blanc"
Because he wanted to use a pen name.
Dad: " I can't take this" Me: "Why not?" Dad: looks me dead in the eyes "Because now I'm a pen shunner."
He drew a blanc
But for one of them, I drew a Blanc.
I work as a bartender at a classy cheese and wine bar in the DC area. Last night after some harmless flirting with some middle aged ladies, one exclaimed, "Sauvignon Blanc! That's my white jam!"
I replied, "Ma'am that's actually a wine, not a jam."
Savengon Blanc sir?
No I like an aged wine, do you have an eight-egnon blanc or a ninengon blanc?
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