6 Hilarious Black Hill Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?

Well, it’s black and white.

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👤︎ u/thisDiff

📅︎ Jan 07 2021

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What goes black white, black white, back white? A penguin rolling down a hill. What goes black white, haha, black white, haha?

The penguin that pushed him.

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👤︎ u/CheeseDonkey0

📅︎ Oct 22 2019

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It was so bad I had to push her away from me.

So the other week the lady and I went for a hike up in the Berkeley Hills and we came across some cows. There were two cows that were affectionate towards each other and their hair colors matched ours (she has red hair, I have black) and she said oh look, that's us if we were cows!

Fast forward to this morning. We were lazy getting out of bed (one too many fernets last night) and I mentioned we should pay a visit to our cow buddies.

She replies with the biggest shit eating grin I've ever seen her do: "Dont you mean our COW-nterparts?!"

I had to push her off me and get outta bed after that one. (Mostly jealous that I didn't think of it)

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👤︎ u/issu

📅︎ Apr 29 2017

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white?

A penguin rolling down a hill.

What's black and white laughing?

The penguin that pushed him.

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👤︎ u/gt0t

📅︎ Feb 10 2018

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A penguin rolling down a hill...

What's black and white and laughing?

The penguin that pushed him.

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👤︎ u/ahbickel

📅︎ Mar 30 2016

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What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?

A penguin rolling down the hill. What's black and white? The penguin that pushed him.

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👤︎ u/Xioola

📅︎ Oct 16 2013

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