A list of puns related to "Birthstones"
She was looking at a chart of birthstones, and mentioned Alexandrite. I said, truthfully, that I have never heard of it. She said “It’s kind of a purplish pinky.” I responded “I accidentally hit my hand with a hammer once and ended up with a purplish pinky.” She tried her best not to laugh, but couldn’t help it. Victory is mine!
Me: (confused) Marble if its not too expensive I guess.
11 y.o.: (also confused) Oh, well mine's topaz.
Me: Oh you mean birthstone, that's like the opposite of a headstone haha.
11 y.o.: Oh ya. Wait what's a headstone?
My 5 y.o. son: It's what Vision (Marvel MCU) gots on his forehead.
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