I went to circus school but forgot to bring supplies.

I left my three-ring binder at home.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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A women got a wooden breast implant yesterday.... it would be a funny joke if this had a punch line...

Wooden tit

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👤︎ u/Zeestars
📅︎ Feb 11 2017
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Got my buddy good...

My buddy and I were just hanging out and we've got a tendency to dadjoke each other pretty often. At some point I made some comment about stealing his binder and notes. "Yeah, and to the man that stole my Microsoft Office, I'll hunt you down, you have my Word!" was his reply. After a second I looked at him sadly and said, "Hey man, he's just looking for a new Outlook on life, I'm sure he just wants to Excel." I've never been so satisfied with a look of defeat...

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📅︎ Apr 23 2014
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Dad pulled this one on us in the car

A little back story first. My dad, brother, mom, grandma and I are in the car and the subject of class rings comes up and how there's a potential for my brother to get a good amount for college, grad school, etc.

So I say, " So you want three rings?"

Dad: "What? Are you a binder?"

Grandma, mom, dad, and brother start cracking up...I Just groan.

My dad has been trying so hard since he found out about this subreddit.

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📅︎ Sep 07 2013
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The kids and I went to get some school supplies

We decided to go to the local dollar tree to get a few binders and notebooks

"We aren't supposed to go in the store, it's against our religion"

"Why's that?"

"It is idollartree"

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👤︎ u/Lord_Fuego
📅︎ Sep 05 2016
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And I thought I told terrible puns...

I was out shopping with my dad looking to buy a wedding gift. While I'm waiting in line to make my purchase, a woman set down her purchase (about twenty binders) next to my gift on the conveyer belt. Naturally my dad questioned her bizarre purchase, to which she responded that she desperately need to organize her documents. Without missing a beat, he grinned and exclaimed, "Well I guess you were in quite a bind!"

The lady actually had quite a laugh, whereas I groaned and grumbled.

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👤︎ u/Hambungler
📅︎ May 09 2015
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