A list of puns related to "Big L"
He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”
A big IT
It was as big as the last two combined!
It’s kinda a big dill.
and the flag is a big plus too.
I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my shoe!
It was a pretty big wedding. As it turns out, melons cantaloupe.
I don’t know. But the flag is a big plus.
It was snow big deal.
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it!?"
They're big metal fans
It was a big missed steak
Dig a big hole, Fill it with ashes, Sprinkle peas on top, When the elephant goes to take a pea, Kick it in the ash hole.
My kids have gotten to saying this a bunch, so now I reply like a dad...
"Oh ya! We went to the same New Year's party once."
"Sure! He makes the best crab dip."
"Big beard? Lousy tipper?"
"The tattoo guy?"
"Biblically."
"Gave him a 5-star Uber review."
"He was the best man at my wedding."
"I think I owe him $20."
"The bouncer at the club!? How do YOU know him?"
"Doesn't he work at the bakery next to PetSmart?"
"I heard he once punched a cop and broke his nose!"
I know you big beautiful bastards can help me think of something. Could any of you make a pun about chickens watching cartoons or kids shows
Pessimist: "That cup is half empty." Engineer: "Why are we making the cups so big?"
They're big metal fans.
....and I'm terrified that the chute might not open.
Last time something that big crashed onto Earth, the dinosaurs got wiped out.
But the margarine for error was too big
....the next time I pooped I had a vowel movement. But I'm a bit worried that all the other letters still haven't come out. It's been a while now so I went to see my doctor. He said it wasn't a big deal. I was just a little consonantipated.
Big mistake
but then i say "no its a big one on his eye"
it was a big bang.
Did you guys know that the guy who was recently pepper sprayed by Portland's mayor is a big dairy heir?
The flag is a big plus
They’re both big fans of coos.
I'm kind of a big wheel.
I'm kind of a big deal.
The officials said it was "a big red flag".
Talking about our dog, Baxter, who is deaf, a little clumsy, and a big goofball
Her: You know, maybe he does have some neurological issues.
Me: Maybe. But we wouldn’t know for sure unless we get a CAT-scan, and we’re too poor for that.
Her: Well, in this case it would be a DOG-scan, right?
...he tells the owner and bartender that he’s a surgeon down at the hospital and he just wants to forget about everything for awhile.
Dick knows just the thing. He quickly whips up a thick, exotic beverage and places it in front of the worn out doctor. He takes one sip and his eyes light up. “What IS that?” “That’s my signature almond daiquiri”, Dick tells him. The surgeon tells him it’s delicious, pays his bill and comes back the next day and the next day at the same time for the same thing: An almond daiquiri.
Before long, like clockwork, Dick is able to have it ready for him just before he comes in. But, one day as he is preparing the drink, he realizes that he’s run out of almonds! With no time to lose, he quickly substitutes the almonds with hickory nuts and sets the beverage on the bar.
The surgeon pops in, takes a big gulp, and immediately spits it all over the bar. He looks at the bartender and says, “That’s not an almond daiquiri, Dick!” And Dick says, “No, it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc!”.
To make it big, you've got to take some whisks.
It was a big mist-stake.
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them"
My driveway is big enough...
A game warden caught a man fishing without a licence "You're going to have to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket," said the warden.
"But officer," the fisherman replied, "I didn't catch these - they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done, they jump back in the bucket."
"Oh, really? This i've got to see. If you can prove it, i'll let you go without a fine."
The fisherman emptied the bucket into the lake and waited patiently. A few minutes went by and nothing happened.
"So where are the fish?" asked the warden.
"What fish?"
They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.
"I'm a big metal fan"
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
Well, the flag is a big plus.
Well for starters the flag is a big plus...
The other replies ‘Well, I’m a big metal fan.’
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