Big Lebowski Puns

doing his dude-iligence

I got some shoes earlier this year and the laces just broke in them, which I was rather upset about, because, for some unknown reason, I really liked these laces. I was changing them out with new ones, and I decided to, out-loud mind you, make a Big Lebowski reference and said, "It's a shame these broke. They really tied the shoes together." I immediately fell over laughing so hard at my own stupid joke.