What do you call an old-school linux user who also likes to go to clothing optional beaches?
What type of waves appear on small beaches?
What washes up on the shores of small beaches?
What kinds of waves hit little beaches?
In most countries, it's common to see Dads mostly buried in the sand of beaches
Except in Mexico. There, they only burritos.
Where are the best beaches for eating waffles?
Gonna use that one on all my beaches
What island had a lot of wild pigs on its beaches
My friend Taylor hates nudist beaches.
He's very clothes-minded.
I've decided I'm going to open a travel agency specializing in trips to nudist beaches.
It's going to be called New Directions.
Sunny beaches!
So I'm talking with my fiance last night about our vacation a year ago.
Me: You know the jar on the shelf in the hall. My beach in a jar. It's special it's made and not bought. Like we found all the stuff on the beach.
Him: You can buy a beach in a jar but you won't have much fun with her.
Groans were had.
My son said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, oceans can’t talk.
at the beach, i found a broken sand dollar, and i turned to Daughter, and said, hey i found a rapper...
she immediately responded, "50 cent"
it was rewarding because i could visibly see her internal groan at dumb dad joke, but then also self-horror that she was so quick to get the joke... win-win-win!!
What do you call a witch that lives in the beach?
what do you call a waffle you find on the beach?
A biologist, a physicist and a chemist visit the beach...
The biologist is so amazed at the marine life that they walk into the ocean never to be seen again.
The physicist is so amazed by fluid dynamics that they walk into the ocean, never to be seen again.
The chemist looks at the ocean, picks up a stick and writes a simple observation in the sand. "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
Someone is going around smashing all of the shells at the beach. It’s unconchinable
Her ideal date date: Beach and Brunch
My ideal date: MM/DD/YYYY
A dyslexic goes to a nude beach
And is disappointed to only see large piles of sand.
What do you call a beagle at the beach?
My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since he’s moved away, he won’t paint any more.
I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist...
Why wasn't the scuba diver invited to the company's executive beach party?
Because he was below C-level.
What beach do zombies like to visit?
Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach?
A man was walking down the beach when he saw someone lying on the sand with a banana shoved in the ear.
Intrigued, the man decided to warn the person and said "hey, you have a banana shoved in your ear".
The person replied "what?"
> "You have a banana shoved in your ear!"
> "WHAT??"
> "YOU HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN YOUR EAR!!"
> "SIR PLEASE SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU 'CAUSE I HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN MY EAR!.
I went to a Beach Boys concert a while back.
Last night, taking a walk on the beach... Came across a police car stuck in the sand about 3 feet from the water...I asked the driver what happened...
He said the police were expecting a crime wave
What does a cello wear to the beach?
What does Carrot Top wear to the beach?
What did one video call tell to another on the beach?
I found a load of batteries washed up on the beach.
I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.
2 pebbles washes up on the beach. One says to the other, "Are you married?"
Other replies, "No, I'm shingle."
There's a rumour going around about two waves racing to the beach. Can you guess which one won?
Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...
At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
Most folks avoid the beach for dolphin hunting
What washes up on tiny beaches?
What washes up on tiny beaches?
What washes up on tiny beaches?
What washes up on Tiny Beaches?
What washes up on tiny beaches?
What washes up on small beaches?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved...
(Sorry if this is a repost lol)
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
What do you call a sorceress that lives on the beach?
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