Bath Tub Puns

Because it’s draining

(Dad waits for the common response: "I don't know, what?")

Then I'd advice you to never take a bath.

But it's too late....she sank.

I caught her in the act

A Shower Head

Now I keep popping out of bed.

If you listen to dubstep while you're in the bath... - does that make it tub-step???

Turn off the cold water supply to your bath tub and take a bath. You wouldn’t believe how hot it makes me.

Girlfriend came home from a rough day of class and asks me to draw her a bath. So I got a paper and pencil, drew her a bath tub, and handed it to her. The look she gave me has been imprinted into my brain.

Me: "I got her bath salt for the tub"

Dad: "Oh you got her bath salt? Good, that will go nicely with the bath pepper I got her"

I started to say "what's bath pepper" but stopped myself and just started laughing.

I was getting my five year old son out of the bathtub tonight, and we started the water draining while he dried off. The army of bath toys slowly made their way to the drain end of the tub, when I noticed things had slowed down a little bit. I fished around and found a plastic toy seal had blocked the drain. Picking it up, I said "looks like the drain has been sealed".

My son looks at me for a moment, and as soon as the penny drops and he gets it he starts cracking up. Several attempts were made to re-seal the drain after that.

Wife: Can you run the kids a bath?

Me: Sure, where would you like me to run it to?

Wife: ...The tub.

Me: Then I'll just end up back where I started!

Wife: ....... leaves the room