My friend talking about guitars - "you know, there are so many basses I want"
Me - "what about acids, I hear they're pretty cool"
Seriously just drop it
im sorry u read this
A subwoofer
“I play a little guitar!"
“You’re too high strung, don’t fret.”
He was the original ginger bread man.
They keep dropping the bass
Because they keep dropping the bass.
They're calling it the Flea Market
Trench
It didn't make much sound, and it slipped out of my hands and swam away
So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.
But Dad, I wanted a Ukulele.
Ah well, your Ukulele just passed puberty.
Knowing your way around the G string.
Because they are always dropping the bass
The other fisherman weren't too happy about it though.
He was a dumb bass
The C Bass.
a drum bass !!
badum tss...
but he kept dropping the bass.
You should've seen it when I dropped the bass
Sick bass turds
LSD is also known as acid, bass sounds same as base, in chemistry acid and base neutralize each other
It’s more of a BASSic instrument!
Me: No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody
In his stu-stu-studio
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
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Too much treble
A bass turd.
But I have no bass-is for comparison
they set the baa low.
Because they are always dropping the bass.
It was hard to get the fish smell off my hands.
Because you should never go bass to mouth
