Soccer coach to newbie: "Basically, you kick this ball down the field and try to get it into that big net at the end."

"That's the goal at least."

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So basicaLLy am h00man
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This Sacramento comedy show is basically a pun-themed rap battle

A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.

Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.

I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."

Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo

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Basically me when Iโ€™m on this subreddit
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Tinder match is basically love at first site ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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Voldemort is Basically a Teenage Girl

He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

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2020 is basically a newspaper

there seems to be a new issue every passing day

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Being horny on your period is basically bloodlust
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Kryptonite is basically a calendar.

A Kal ender.

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What vampire does everyone accept, but basically ignore?

DracEULA.

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Did you hear about the guy that robbed the library for every book they had? When questioned on how he did it he told authorities he basically talked the librarian into letting him. So i guess you could say he got a way with words.
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So basically I was friends on Minecraft with this guy but I had to stop the friendship as he clearly wanted me to have sex with him.

He kept asking for my seed

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Can we take a moment to appreciate the bad puns and (basically) dadjokes in the 007 movies?

Even if he isn't an actual Dad, I still feel a common bond with the man.

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Having a dad bod is basically having a father figure.
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So, basically, Waldo wears stripes because he doesnโ€™t want to be spotted.
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Synonym buns and synonym rolls are basically the same dessert
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If spam phone calls aren't bad enough try spam voicmails, its basically leftover spam.
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Chefs are basically panhandlers.
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Filling out prescriptions and helping to plant crops are basically the same job

Oneโ€™s a pharmacist and the otherโ€™s a farm assist

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Bathtubs are basically big dishwashers.

Let that sink in.

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People that make dad jokes that aren't dad's are basically faux pas. reddit.com/r/Showerthoughโ€ฆ
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I was basically a pirate in school

I lived in the C's.

Edit: removed junk

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When you remove bad friends from your life, youโ€™re basically firing them...

... because your friends are your company.

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Coughing in a pattern is basically dropping a sick beat.
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memes are basically early dad jokes

dad jokes were just jokes before and now that memes are popular in this time they will become dad jokes to our kids

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Between the First Amendment's freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment's no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying "some assembly required, battery not included."
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When you can't feel your abdominals it's basically

Absence of your abs' sense

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Gnocchi are basically potato cakes...

So I guess you could call them spud muffins.

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Started a pun website where I just basically post the best puns I find on the internet. Would love your opunions! badjokesnobs.com
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Not a dad just yet but I'm basically ready...

Me during an unrelated conversation: Oh you don't even fucking know Friend: whoa, language! Me: I'm speaking English... but excuse my French.

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I was explaining to my mom that "Lardon" is basically just bacon

Dad interrupts with "yeah, lardon is just bacon thats excited"

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Armenian riddles are all basically dad jokes

"What is green, hanging on a wall and squealing?"

Answer: "A herring." Why is the herring green? "Well, it's my herring, I painted it as I pleased." But why is it hanging on the wall? "It's my herring, I can hang it anywhere I wish." But why is the herring squealing? "I added squealing to make it harder to solve my riddle."

http://talkreason.org/marperak/jokes/armenrad.htm

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Quiche is basically just eggs and bakin'.
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Sitting in line at Whataburger basically forever

Dad: More like Waitaburger, am I right?

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