Barneys Puns

A list of puns related to "Barneys"

Does anyone know if Barney Rubble has any cousins?

If he doesn't that means he's a Rubble without a cuz.

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👤︎ u/TheGreatVeggie
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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What does Aaron Burr and Barney Stinson have in common?

They wait for it

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👤︎ u/lainlain123
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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What was Barney Rubble's sensitive ex-wife called?

Vulner.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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Jenkins comics are really funny
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👤︎ u/Command_wt8mf
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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That joke was
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👤︎ u/billy_the_goldfish
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call an ugly dinosaur?

An eyesaur

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought

Wow this is ledge ‘n dairy

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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What’s purple and screams?

A damson in distress.

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👤︎ u/shotgun883
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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I want to make a milk factory and name the company "Legend"

It'll be "Legend-Dairy"

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👤︎ u/Albatraous
📅︎ Jan 18 2016
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Roses are read, violets are blew

God damn autocorrect! Barney Magoo

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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Whats yellow, has four legs, flys, and weighs a thousand pounds?

Two 500lb canaries 😂 (Joke may or may not have been stolen from The Andy Griffith Show S2 EP5 "Barney on the Rebound")

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👤︎ u/ilikebuttmunching
📅︎ Mar 24 2018
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