When a ghost opens a bank vault by itself...

Its a poulterheist

... I’ve been playing too much phasmophobia

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I tried to rob a bank but the vault was covered in a thin layer of aluminum

Needless to say, my plans were foiled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElizaWolf8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I was helping my dad move stuff out of his storage unit when I came across a stack of metal rods.

Me: Dad, do you need these?

Dad (with a shit-eating grin): YES! In fact, I was going to put them in the bank. Then it would be a pole vault!

Bonus rebuttal! My husband (not a dad): Look, do you want us to help you or not?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pollyatomic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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At the Bank

My girlfriend works at the bank. "Why is the vault so cold?" "Well because if the money gets warm it gets soft." "Really?" "Yeah. People want cold, hard cash."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrippingYellow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2014
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