A dyslexic pacifist balks into a war ...

The bartenders says β€œI know I can’t make you take a shot”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThereIsNoTri
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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What don’t chickens play baseball?

The balls always go fowl. And the pitcher can’t stop balking. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Why are chickens bad at pitching?

Because they’re constantly balking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AccountDeleteBot
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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I asked my chickens why they crossed the road...

They balked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Horse_Glue_Knower
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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Chicken Tonight

Our eldest son is not a very enthusiastic eater. He picks at his food and ends up usually not eating much, to the frustration of his parents. Anyhow, it was the usual tonight and I got a little frustrated. I gave a Dad-head turn coupled with a Dad-glare; sternly told him a Dad-reason to eat more; and topped it off with a Dad-joke...

"Don't balk at eating your chicken!" He laughed and took a bite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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