If A is for apple and B is for banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives

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a-b-c-d-e-f-g...

WATER p-q-r-s-t-u-v-w-x-y-z

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Why is b^2 - 4ac racist?

Because it's a discriminant.

I work at Mathnasium, the math learning center. A child told me this today. I am angry.

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y=mx+b jokes are great

but at some point we'll have to draw the line

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Saw a man chanting "CONTROL B, CONTROL B!" at a protest...

It was a pretty bold take.

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

wasabi

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What does Cardi B call her mom?

Cardamom

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Why is B always cool?

Because it’s between AC

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my friend told me there were actually two south American countries that start with B.

I said "I don't Bolivia."

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I managed to get B’s in all my classes

You should have seen the face of my teacher and fellow students when they got swarmed

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What comes before Part B?

Part Aaaaaayyyyyy!

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A B-flat, a E-flat and a G-flat walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Sorry I don't serve minors"

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Cardi B has a cousin who is a fitness trainer. What's her name?

Cardi O.

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If Cardi B had applied herself a little more in school...

she'd be Cardi A+

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A, B,

A, B, πŸ’Ώ, E, F, G..

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these puns b very spicy
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I’m going to make a generic version of Plan B

I’m going to call it Contengen C

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Asian don't like cardi b cuz

they only want cardi A+

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In a WhatsApp conversation with my family earlier on today, my phone kept adding a 'b' to the word 'plum' as I was discussing plum trees with them. I apologised for the misspelling, before adding...

...That's the problem with my predictive keyboard: it's too easily lead!

A pun that will appeal to chemists and scholars of Latin. A bit niche?

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S.C.U.B.A.:

Self contained underwater breating apparatus.

T.U.B.A.:

Terrible underwater breathing apparatus.

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4yo is working on letter sounds, so I asked what B says. She answers "Buh!"

Nope, it goes "Bzzzz" (that got a groan) Then I asked what C says, she answers "Kuh?" No, it just waves. (That got an eye roll from her and the 6yo)

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The three levels of classified doccuments are A-, B-, and C-level.

Everything else is D-classified

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What did B say to 3?

I’ve got your number

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Why did A, B, C...?

Why did A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z all get sent to the principal's office?

Because they were naughty! (Not "E")

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Love me some B-52's!
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Sometimes I smell great when I’m fresh out of the shower, and sometimes my B.O. is really strong

Anyway, that’s just my two scents.

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Glad my blood is b-negative

Last time they tried to build a hive in there.

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Do you prefer a) Mulled Wine, b) Mulled Cider, c)Mulled beer or d) Mulled Gin?

This was a Mulled tipple choice question.

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I was told Cameron Diaz might be coming to my B&B, so I hired a personal maid to be on standby, just in case.

She was my chick in case of Diaz.

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What does the B in Benoit B Mandlebrot stand for?

Benoit B Mandlebrot

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If Susan B Anthony…

…then who do Anthony B?

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What's a B and a U

An insect and and animal

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B +
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If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...

Then Soviet

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b-ears
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A deer, B deer, C deer, D deer,...

... E deer, F deer, G deer, H deer, I deer, J deer, K deer, L deer, M deer, N deer, P deer, Q deer, R deer, S deer, T deer, U deer, V deer, W deer, X deer, Y deer and Z deer.

Wait.. did I miss one out? O deer

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I am broke, B-r-o-e broke!

I have zero K ($) to my name

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B 206
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What did sushii A say to sushii B?

Wha-sup-B (say out loud)

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I bet you didnt know the B in Benoit B Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B Mandelbrot?
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A is for apple. B is for bananas. What is C for?

Explosives.

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What did sushi a say to sushi b?

Wasaaa b!

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