What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
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If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Did you know Cardi-B has a sister?
She's an athletic trainer
Her name is Cardi-O
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Do you know Cardi B has a sister whoโs an athletic trainer ?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
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︎ Dec 10 2020
b
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︎ Dec 11 2020
B 206
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Oral-B
Oral-B
Was sitting with my SO watching tv and an Oral-B commercial comes onto the screen. The commercial plays saying all the great things about their toothbrush, how effective it is against plaque buildup and that 9/10 dentist recommend it etc. after listening for a minute I look over at my SO and say โwell it better be good, ORAL-B disappointed!โ
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What do you call a Christmas decoration made of $100 bills that can play R&B hits?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Despite getting A-level results of A, B, B, A
it seems that no employer will take a chance on me.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Saw a bunch of guys in the local department store, shouting โf#ckโ, โb#ll&cksโ, โw#nkerโ!
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C
If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens.
If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
My friend told me, โYou have a B.A., Masterโs, and a Ph.D., but you still act like a moron.โ
It was a third degree burn.
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︎ Aug 14 2020
B)
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︎ Sep 06 2020
A fat bee went to school. Created a real buzz when he got a B+
His average friend was nonplussed with a B, and his skinny friend would always be negative about her B-
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︎ Nov 14 2020
B without ears
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︎ Jun 17 2020
I'm a big fan of Cardi-B
but not a big fan of cardi-o
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Why were Cardi B successful?
Because Cardi A failed and Cardi O didnโt work out.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells bananas, what does Farmer C sell?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
A Hotel and B&B get into...
A Hotel and B&B get into an argument. The argument escalates fast! B&B, "You're just a glorified studio apartment!". Hotel, "Woah woah, why so Hostel?".
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What's Cardi B's favorite color?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
What is W.E.B's favorite pastime?
Cracking open a cold one with Dubois.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Cardi Bโs sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly
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︎ Sep 07 2020
You know, cardi b looks alright
But her cousin cardio... now she really takes my breath away
(A friend told me this when we had school and Jesus did it make me chuckle)
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︎ Jun 17 2020
I am pulling my hair out to think of that R & B singer who opens doors
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Why are the horse stalls at a racetrack labelled A, B, D, E, and F?
Because no one would bet on a seahorse.
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Give me some feedback- I'm all b-ears
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︎ Feb 08 2020
My son asked me, โwhy isnโt there B batteries?โ
I said, โSon, bees donโt need batteriesโ
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Why is the letter B so cool?
Because itโs sitting in the middle of the AC
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︎ Jun 20 2019
Aisle B Back
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︎ Mar 10 2020
TIL that Cardi B has a sister. Sheโs a personal trainer.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Did you know Cardi B has a sister whoโs a fitness instructor?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
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︎ Feb 04 2020
a, b....
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Whoโs Cardi Bโs personal trainer?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What did A say to B?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What does Sushi A say to Sushi B?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
If pronouncing my Bโs as Vโs makes me sound russian...Then soviet.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Did you know Cardi B has a sister who's a personal trainer?
Yeah, her name is Cardi O
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Did you know Cardi B has a sister whoโs an athletic trainer?
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