Moderna covid vaccine side effects:
Abdominal discomfort: 1,435 reports
Abdominal distension: 341 reports
Abdominal pain: 1,502 reports
Abdominal pain lower: 164 reports
Abdominal pain upper: 1,626 reports
Abnormal behavior: 114 reports
Abnormal dreams: 130 reports
Abortion spontaneous (naturally occurring miscarriage): 232 reports
Acute myocardial infarction (acute heart attack): 193 reports
Acute respiratory failure: 143 reports
Adverse reaction: 138 reports
Ageusia (loss of taste functions of the tongue): 733 reports
Agitation (state of anxiety or nervous excitement): 415 reports
Alanine aminotransferase increased: 170 reports
Anaemia (lack of blood): 125 reports
Anaphylaxis (serious allergic reaction that is rapid in onset and may cause death): 606 reports
Angioedema (rapid swelling of the dermis): 294 reports
Anticoagulant therapy: 311 reports
Aphonia (inability to produce voice): 103 reports
Appendicitis (inflammation of the appendix): 118 reports
Appetite - decreased (decreased appetite occurs when you have a reduced desire to eat): 3,463 reports
Arrhythmias (irregular heartbeat): 1,703 reports
Arthritis (form of joint disorder that involves inflammation of one or more joints): 250 reports
Aspartate aminotransferase increased: 160 reports
Asthma: 373 reports
Atrial fibrillation/flutter (atrial fibrillation and flutter are abnormal heart rhythms in which the atria, or upper chambers of the heart, are out of sync with the ventricles): 544 reports
Axillary mass: 148 reports
Axillary pain: 1,561 reports
Back pain: 3,095 reports
Balance disorder: 895 reports
Bedridden: 116 reports
Bell's palsy (facial paralysis): 1,005 reports
Bleeding into the skin: 197 reports
Blindness: 208 reports
Blister (small pocket of fluid within the upper layers of the skin caused by forceful rubbing (friction), burning, freezing, chemical exposure): 617 reports
Blood creatinine increased: 207 reports
Blood glucose decreased: 136 reports
Blood glucose increased: 550 reports
Blood potassium decreased: 174 reports
Blood pressure fluctuation: 113 reports
Blood sodium decreased: 122 reports
Blood urea increased: 118 reports
Blood urine present: 162 reports
Body temperature decreased: 118 reports
Body temperature increased: 3,068 reports
Bone pain: 533 reports
Bradycardia (abnormally slow heart action): 147 reports
Breast pain: 437 reports
Breast swelling: 138 reports
Breathing difficulty: 8,611 reports
Breathing - slowed or sto
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It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
