Bad reception.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician
Multiplication sucks.
An office sir.
I told her they should get the Nobel Prize.
She just stared at me blankly for 8 seconds until she said.... “check out is at 10”
Does that make you an ice cubicle?
I guess I’m the halls monitor.
I've only my shelf to blame
I was charged with draft-dodging!
“No, just a holiday.”
http://i.imgur.com/iEFGLhn.jpg
Dad: "Well, the car"
"DECLARE PETS UPON CHECK-IN"
I wonder how many dads walk in and yell "Pets!"
Some of them were really expensive.
I said "If i'm going to pay $200 for a chair, it better be the best one I ever satin."
When I asked him why he kept it there, he told me to "Get a life."
Front Desk Guy: "Would you like to bill that to your room?"
Me: "Yes please"
FDG: "What room are you in?"
Me: "I'm in the lobby."
Which dumped all over a stack of checks waiting to go out. To which my father said, "Working on laundering some money today?" I love working with family!
...and he had to use one of those pens on a chain. But he was standing too far away from its anchor and the chain didn't reach the signout form.
He looked up at the librarian and said,
> Do you have a pen with a longer chain?
