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When a short person waves at you, what do you call it?
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A Sour-Kraut (Sauerkraut)
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What do you call a guard at the Samsung store?
A guardian of the galaxy!
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My wife is constantly changing her name, but gets mad at me when I call her the new name.
Sometimes it's hungry, sometimes it's tired, sometimes it's angry. Please help.
When a guy sees another guy at a urinal and makes sure to pee 2 spots away? We should call that "social pisstancing".
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What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?
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My cell signal always drops when I work the front desk at work and I can't get calls.
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What do you call it when you wave at a group of cows?
A "Hi, steaks!" operation.
...Hurt me more to write it than it did for you to read.
What do you call Security at Samsung?
The Guardians of the Galaxy.
At school they used to call me The Elephant Man.
I like to think it's because I had a good memory.
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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
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What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
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