Assembly Lines Puns

A list of puns related to "Assembly Lines"

What did the automobile assembly line make cars?

More a-Ford-able

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👤︎ u/Capocho9
📅︎ Mar 22 2022
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The assembly line...

I guess you could say it made transportation more afFORDable :)

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👤︎ u/pluviophile111
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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It was my first day on the job at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. My boss gave me the easiest, but most important, job on the assembly line. After a few hours, my boss frantically ran to my station to check in on me. "Why are you so far behind? Why are marbles and thread scattered everywhere?"

"Sorry boss... I just can't keep up! You told me to give each Elmo two test tickles!"

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👤︎ u/PolarBurrito
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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What’s the difference between a Ford factory and a slaughterhouse?

One’s an assembly line, the other is a disassembly line

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👤︎ u/A_Ahai
📅︎ Apr 18 2022
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The re-opening of LEGO stores was the biggest event of 2020.

People were lined up for blocks!

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👤︎ u/dgpx89
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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The store I used to work at had a customer drive into the building...

For the next month, every dad in my town went through my line saying "Huh, I didn't know you had a drive thru." One right after the other, it was like a dad assembly line from hell.

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👤︎ u/Assdolf_Shitler
📅︎ Jul 30 2016
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Dads Working Together Episode 2

It's been a while since my first post, but its hard to remember all the dad jokes that fly around our assembly line after working all night. Anyway, on to the joke:

The 3 usual dads on my line (Paul, Kevin, and myself) were talking when were approached by John carrying a step ladder. "This is my step ladder. I never new my real ladder." Then walked away as we all howled with laughter.

Hopefully post can be more frequent. I have considered writing this stuff down.

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👤︎ u/Kendred13
📅︎ Sep 28 2015
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