The man says to the bartender โ1 for me, and 1 for the roadโ
"... and one for the road."
He asked the bartender for a beer, and one for the road.
The cementary.
Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.
He came from the streets.
A length of freeway walked into a bar, and yelled out "I'm the meanest bit of road west of the Pesos, nobody wanna mess with me!"
Then some duplicated overpass walked into the bar. "Anybody think they're tough enough to take on this piece of transit infrastructure? Well, are ya?"
Finally a stretch of dual carriageway walked into the bar. "This bad boy is badder than all you weaklings, whaddya gonna do about it!"
As they were all glaring at each other in a Mexican standoff, some bicycle laneway walked into the bar, threw a chair out of the way and kicked over a table. "I'm the roughest, toughest, meanest, baddest piece of asphalt there is! You're all soft snowflakes! Ain't anyone who has the guts to take me on!"
The first three roadways all immediately turned to the bar and started meekly sipping their drinks, trying to look inconspicuous. The bartender asked them "What's the matter, are you going to let him get away with that? Why don't you stand up to him?"
"We aren't going to mess with him", they replied, "He's a real cycle path".
Asphalt.
but I found the work degrading.
It's your own asphalt
It's your own asphalt
It got stuck in the crack.
But it was his own dumb asphalt...
...that's your own asphalt!
For some reason, the judge was in favor of the trespasser.
The man slammed his hand down on the table. โBut I have concrete proof!โ
True story.
My son was excitedly telling us about his minecraft airfield that he was building, and he explained that, among many other details that my brain ignored, he made the runway out of wool. Other son asked why. I was very excited to tell him that it was because asphalt was expensive, and wool was sheep.
It's your own asphalt.
Because it's your own asphalt.
Because that's your own asphalt.
It paved the way!
Thatโs your own asphalt
I was pissed. I was mad. I looked everywhere for the cause. But alas, it was my own asphalt.
So I was complaining about where I am in life and the path I have chosen she said
"Don't try to blame someone else for the road your on ....its your own asphalt"
Thatโs your own asphalt
Now heโll pave the way to success
He shouts, โA beer please! And one for the road!โ
The man says "One whiskey for me and one for the road"
โCan I have a drink for me and one for the roadโ
And says "A beer please and one for the road."
And the bartender says "why the long face"
โCan I have a drink for me and one for the roadโ
He goes up to the bartender and says "A drink please and another for the road."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt. He says "One please and a beer for the road."
He tells the bartender one beer please and one for the road
Itโs your own asphalt.
He says one for me and one for the road
He Says, โA Beer Please And One For The Roadโ.
He says to the bartender, "I'll have a beer, and one for the road."
That's your own asphalt.
Thatโs your own asphalt
Thatโs your own asphalt.
It's your own asphalt.
You can't blame anyone else that's your own asphalt!
Itโs your own asphalt.
It's your own asphalt.
That's your own Asphalt.
