Army Of The Potomac Puns

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>###Army of the Potomac implicated in Kurdish unrest

>By SHEIKH SAALIQ August 18 2050

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>NEW DELHI (AP) -- The American Republic paramilitary Army of the Potomac that made its first public appearance in Pakistan has been implicated once again in unrest in the Middle East, this time in the Kurdistan region. Analysis of counterinsurgency actions by the Iraqi Kurds over the past year has revealed a consistent trend of Peshmerga operatives asserting de facto control of reclaimed areas as rule of law operations in Iraq proceed, securing a Kurdish-controlled economic lifeline through to Iraqi government-held territory and from there to the gulf, facilitating the international sale of Kurdish oil. A scandal erupted in Turkey at about the same time as several border guards were convicted of accepting bribes and allowing Kurdish smugglers to transport oil across the border. Leaked documents, meanwhile, have revealed that Army of the Potomac trainers provided funds to facilitate these bribes and that they were also involved in an operation to establish Kurdish militant cells across Iraq and Syria.

Monique and Candiace address their broken relationship and the breach of trust that lead to its downfall. Robyn's future with Juan is put into question. Gizelle and Monique address their ongoing feud in hopes of finally putting it to bed. Robyn reveals whose "bleep" Michael wanted to "bleep" that fateful night at L2.

The ladies head to the beautiful Cayman Islands, but things gets off to a bumpy start when Robyn’s lateness finally catches up to her.  Meanwhile, Karen and Gizelle get into a hotel lobby showdown that proves to be bigger than the last.  Ashley confronts Katie about the gossip she’s been spreading about her husband, but Ashley’s rage proves too much for Katie to handle.

SHITPOST WEEKENDS ARE NOW OVER.

Robyn finally reveals Michael’s secret comment, causing everyone to wonder about the state of the Darby’s marriage. Candiace takes her mother to therapy in an effort to fix their relationship, but Dottie’s resistance brings Candiace to tears. Ashley performs at Gay Pride, but the joyful event quickly turns sour once her issues with Robyn reach a boiling point.

SHITPOST WEEKEND IS NOW OVER.

Monique has a breathtaking underwater photo shoot to commemorate her pregnancy, while Karenshows off her sexy dance moves with Ray. Candiace hosts a dinner party where revelations about Michael's alleged secrets are brought center stage. Ashley and Candiace get in a heated argument, causing a serious meltdown.

SHITPOST WEEKENDS ARE NOW OVER.

Gizelle takes the ladies on an emotional journey to a plantation where her ancestors were enslaved, but the experience is too much for a still grieving Karen to handle. The women hit the legendary Bourbon Street for a night of fun, but the merriment comes to startling halt when Candiace questions Ashley’s intentions to have a baby.

SHITPOST WEEKENDS ARE NOW OVER.

Gizelle and Karen confront each other about the confusing nature of their friendship, and Gizelle reveals a shocking development in her love life. Candiace's mother, Dorothy, joins the couch—and brings her purse. Ashley and Candiace have a heated exchange regarding the legitimacy of Ashley's life and relationship. Michael Darby makes a jaw-dropping appearance.

The ladies revisit this season’s emotional highs and lows, all while trying to mend their fractured friendships. Monique and Robyn finally get to the core of their rivalry, while Candiace reveals some intimate details about her relationship. Karen sheds some light on her mysterious life, but the pain she is dealing with is too much to handle, and Gizelle proves to her that old friends are the best friends.

While the ladies celebrate Monique’s birthday with a fabulous night of burlesque, Candiace finally uses her vocals to win the women over. Gizelle confronts Charrisse about her involvement in bringing Sherman’s ex-wife around, leaving Charrisse and Monique at odds. Ashley and Karen exchange heated words and accusations regarding Karen’s marriage, cause a deeper rift in their already rocky friendship.

Ashley moves forward with baby making plans, while Candiace and Robyn grapple with the decision of revealing Michael’s shocking comment from the night before. The ladies head to New Orleans in an effort to learn more about Gizelle, but Robyn’s habit of being late almost leaves her grounded in Potomac. A night of Creole cooking takes a left turn, as things get heated between Karen and Gizelle, forcing the Grande Dame to make a dramatic exit.

I watched casually last season and just started this season on episode 2. No disrespect here, just wondering how rich are these ladies compared to other cities? It does not seem as glamorous or high end or maybe it is not so in your face? Thoughts and discussions? 😊

Tired of keeping Chris’ full family history from her mom, Candiace decides to face her fears. Monique organizes a donation drive for the victims of Hurricane Harvey, while an emotional Gizelle breaks down over the stress of her relationship. Robyn and Juan seek closure from their past, but a visit from past loved ones leaves the couple in extreme shock.

Such different cultures of black women with such different expectations. Would they clash, or could they manage to come together and build one another up? I’d like to see them on an extended trip rather than just over a dinner.

As the ladies travel to the beautiful South of France for a relaxing vacation on the French Riviera, Gizelle and Robyn clash over their accommodations. Monique opens up to the women about her marriage, while Ashley questions Karen’s living situation. And things get heated between Karen and Gizelle over their businesses, leading to an explosive revelation about Karen’s marriage.

Candiace attempts to persuade her mother to give her control of the family business, while Ashley and Michael revisit their prenup. Monique and Robyn host two different events on the same day, forcing the ladies to reveal their loyalty. After celebrating her birthday without Sherman, Gizelle begins to re-evaluate their relationship and receives advice from a very unlikely source.

Having one extra ticket to her gala, Monique decides to invite an unlikely guest to sit at her table. Baby talk puts another roadblock in Ashley and Michael’s relationship, while the pressure of finding a wedding venue creates tension between Candiace and Chris. Upset that Karen chose to not come to Robyn’s event, Gizelle and Robyn decide to confront her, but are caught off guard by her shocking response.

Gizelle takes the ladies on an emotional journey to a plantation where her ancestors were enslaved, but the experience is too much for a still grieving Karen to handle. The women hit the legendary Bourbon Street for a night of fun, but the merriment comes to startling halt when Candiace questions Ashley’s intentions to have a baby.

Monique celebrates her rainbow pregnancy, but the presence of her mother-in-law presents new challenges. Candiace reveals to Gizelle that Monique called Katie a name causing Gizelle to question Monique’s behavior. Ashley and Karen share a spiritual moment in an unusual place, but the presence of an unlikely visitor brings Karen to tears.