The highlighting is meant for those who don't appreciate puns I'm sure, I saw it right away
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingBubIII
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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My husband has gradually grown to tolerate and even appreciate puns. Today he made me proud.

He made a pun in the shower, we giggled, and I noted how he's gone from hating puns to making his own. I called him my "young Padawan" and he responded, "You mean, Pun-awan?" It was seemless. I lost my shit. Just wanted to share with you guys :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowsphinx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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8 Year Old's Bee Pun - Proud Mom Moment

I was walking the other day with my son when he noticed a bee. I told him to leave it alone, to which he replied, "I'll be careful. Get it?! BEE!"

I was beginning to lose hope that he wasn't ever going to understand or appreciate puns! He's in the club now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MedievalSpice
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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can we appreciate the artist tho, that looks amazing
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2022
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My friends & family didn’t appreciate the hard work I put into this mall-evolently delicious quadruple-pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/schattenteufel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2022
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An artist is never appreciated at home

Just happened.

Wife, looking at IMDB: On, hey, that actress was born in Abu Dhabi.

Me: Yeah, I knew that. I could tell by her hair cut.

Wife: Her hair cut?

Me: Yeah. She has an Abu Dhabi do.

Wife: [3 seconds of silence] That was NOT funny.

Edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobdehn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2022
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I appreciate you guys for explaining the word "many"

It means a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vietlinh12hoa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2022
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/r/puns appreciates it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuanThoma54
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2022
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Vegans don't appreciate my dad jokes

Probably because they are so cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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Conversation through Microsoft Teams at work this morning I thought you'd all appreciate.

Person 1 (a mother): I'm having a hard time getting on the desk top.

Me (no kids yet): Just climb up, it shouldn't be that hard

Person 2 (a father): Do you need a step stool?

P1: Hah... hah...

Me: I feel like I'm ready for parenthood with that dad joke...

P1: Yeah, I mean dad jokes are pretty much 90% of parenthood... lol

P2: I was gonna say (my name here) you better be careful, that was an intermediate level Dad joke! Best to not get too close to (my wife's name here) haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tdkard28
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2022
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I would like to appreciate all the married nurses for everything they've done for us

Happy Wed-Nurse-Day everyone

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2022
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How do military people show their appreciation? (From my 10 yr old son)

They say tank you!

(Proud dad here!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MDK613
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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Saw this at work and thought it would be appreciated here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devinh313
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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If you can't appreciate this, please furgive me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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My work doesn’t appreciate my humour. Maybe you guys will
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrankTheTank107
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2021
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Can we just appreciate my manager's puns on our monthly food costs?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeffjordan93
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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Do you know the app which appreciates and cheers you up?

It's called Applaud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/somethingcliched
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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My girls don't appreciate me

Doing a quiz with the girls.

The question was "What would you get if you ordered poisson at a French restaurant?".

My answer "I don't know but it'd be well distributed across your plate".

No one got it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeAkELLish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2021
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My family didn’t appreciate me farting into the fireplace this evening.

They claim I was gaslighting them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgva
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2021
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I never appreciated the Italian marble counter tops in my old house.

I took them for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CogitoErgoScum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2021
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No one appreciates gallows humor anymore.

It's a dying art.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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/r/puns appreciates it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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my friends gave me dirt for my birthday

I really appreciated the sediment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurntBarn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2022
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My depressed maths teacher: I wish this class would appreciate my efforts.

Me: 30Β°, 60Β°. Her: Thanks for the complements.

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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...

You need to let that mango.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__teju
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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How do you measure the magnitude of the pun in a dad joke?

With a sighsmograph

Edit: Wow, you guys, Thank-you the the awards and upvotes. If only my family appreciated this joke as much as you do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massassi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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I got my Virgin Media broadband connected today, and I'm very sad that my friend didn't appreciate my pun. Is it that bad?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doramatadora
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2021
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did you know that there are tents surviving that genghis khan used to sleep in?

i just scored one on ebay

thought you guys might appreciate my original Khan tent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chunkycouscous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2022
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Why does the military show the most appreciation?

Because they give many tanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2021
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My mam used to say you don't appreciate something enough till it's gone

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When my child tells me she's thirsty (firsty)

I tell her cool I'm secondy. She does not appreciate the joke. Neither does anyone else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fixmystreets
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2022
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Yes, we’d love to join the Nose Appreciation Society

Sinus up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asjonesy99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2021
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Very much appreciative
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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Why do pirates like to watch boxing?

Because they can all appreciate a strong right hook.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2022
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not everyone can appreciate its simplicity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huxley_2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyrizzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!!

Edit: ooooo! Thanks for the awards! I appreciate it! =D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sup3rphi1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2021
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Just pulled this one on my wife

Our baby has started being fed solids not long ago. Lately, every time she's placed in the seat she instantly starts trying to eat the tray section.

My wife asked, "why does she like the tray so much?"

To which I promptly replied, "she's just having entrΓ©e before the main course!"

My wife didn't appreciate it as much as I did but I still managed a laugh out of her!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackymon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2022
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Lettuce take a moment to appreciate ...

this salad pun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings at that time.

"I have good news and bad news", the owner replied. "Which one would you you like to hear first?"

"Give me the good news first."

"The good news is that, a man enquired about your work and wondered, if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it will, he brought all fifteen of your paintings."

The artist exclaims, "That's wonderful. What's the bad news?"

"The man was your doctor......."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lava_Wolf_68
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2022
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Svengoolie

Q: How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A: >!A tractor!<

Q: What’s the difference between Sven (the host) and a savings bond?

A.1: >!One’s appreciated.!<

A.2: >!A savings bond matures.!<

Q: What part of the hospital is off-limits to The Invisible Man?

A: >!The ICU.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/949-Dadmirer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2022
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Homemade Craft shop name.

Hey guys! I need help coming up with a really great, punny name for my resin art shop. I sell jars, rolling trays, self defense stabbies, and have plans for many more decorative and useful items to be added soon. The only one I could think of that I don't hate is Gnome Depot. But that doesn't really fit very well with resin art/crafts. Any suggestions are appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taradactyl3467
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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I followed my realtor's great advice and only sold my home once the value had increased

It was much appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2022
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If he doesn't appreciate your fruity jokes....

....let that mango πŸ₯­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
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