The highlighting is meant for those who don't appreciate puns I'm sure, I saw it right away
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingBubIII
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2019
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My husband has gradually grown to tolerate and even appreciate puns. Today he made me proud.

He made a pun in the shower, we giggled, and I noted how he's gone from hating puns to making his own. I called him my "young Padawan" and he responded, "You mean, Pun-awan?" It was seemless. I lost my shit. Just wanted to share with you guys :)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shadowsphinx
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8 Year Old's Bee Pun - Proud Mom Moment

I was walking the other day with my son when he noticed a bee. I told him to leave it alone, to which he replied, "I'll be careful. Get it?! BEE!"

I was beginning to lose hope that he wasn't ever going to understand or appreciate puns! He's in the club now!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MedievalSpice
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15 2021
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can we appreciate the artist tho, that looks amazing
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/second-_-breakfast
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My friends & family didn’t appreciate the hard work I put into this mall-evolently delicious quadruple-pun.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/schattenteufel
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An artist is never appreciated at home

Just happened.

Wife, looking at IMDB: On, hey, that actress was born in Abu Dhabi.

Me: Yeah, I knew that. I could tell by her hair cut.

Wife: Her hair cut?

Me: Yeah. She has an Abu Dhabi do.

Wife: [3 seconds of silence] That was NOT funny.

Edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bobdehn
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I appreciate you guys for explaining the word "many"

It means a lot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vietlinh12hoa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2022
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/r/puns appreciates it.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JuanThoma54
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01 2022
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Vegans don't appreciate my dad jokes

Probably because they are so cheesy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/waldo06
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2022
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Conversation through Microsoft Teams at work this morning I thought you'd all appreciate.

Person 1 (a mother): I'm having a hard time getting on the desk top.

Me (no kids yet): Just climb up, it shouldn't be that hard

Person 2 (a father): Do you need a step stool?

P1: Hah... hah...

Me: I feel like I'm ready for parenthood with that dad joke...

P1: Yeah, I mean dad jokes are pretty much 90% of parenthood... lol

P2: I was gonna say (my name here) you better be careful, that was an intermediate level Dad joke! Best to not get too close to (my wife's name here) haha

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tdkard28
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I would like to appreciate all the married nurses for everything they've done for us

Happy Wed-Nurse-Day everyone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ambitious-Citron-416
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How do military people show their appreciation? (From my 10 yr old son)

They say tank you!

(Proud dad here!)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MDK613
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2022
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Saw this at work and thought it would be appreciated here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/devinh313
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2021
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If you can't appreciate this, please furgive me
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2021
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My work doesn’t appreciate my humour. Maybe you guys will
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FrankTheTank107
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Can we just appreciate my manager's puns on our monthly food costs?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jeffjordan93
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Do you know the app which appreciates and cheers you up?

It's called Applaud

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/somethingcliched
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2021
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My girls don't appreciate me

Doing a quiz with the girls.

The question was "What would you get if you ordered poisson at a French restaurant?".

My answer "I don't know but it'd be well distributed across your plate".

No one got it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MeAkELLish
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My family didn’t appreciate me farting into the fireplace this evening.

They claim I was gaslighting them

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bgva
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2021
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I never appreciated the Italian marble counter tops in my old house.

I took them for granite.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CogitoErgoScum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2021
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No one appreciates gallows humor anymore.

It's a dying art.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alcoholic_Prometheus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2021
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/r/puns appreciates it.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2020
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my friends gave me dirt for my birthday

I really appreciated the sediment

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BurntBarn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2022
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My depressed maths teacher: I wish this class would appreciate my efforts.

Me: 30Β°, 60Β°. Her: Thanks for the complements.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mujtabaabdullah225
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2021
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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...

You need to let that mango.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/__teju
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How do you measure the magnitude of the pun in a dad joke?

With a sighsmograph

Edit: Wow, you guys, Thank-you the the awards and upvotes. If only my family appreciated this joke as much as you do!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/massassi
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I got my Virgin Media broadband connected today, and I'm very sad that my friend didn't appreciate my pun. Is it that bad?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doramatadora
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2021
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did you know that there are tents surviving that genghis khan used to sleep in?

i just scored one on ebay

thought you guys might appreciate my original Khan tent

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chunkycouscous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2022
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Why does the military show the most appreciation?

Because they give many tanks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2021
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My mam used to say you don't appreciate something enough till it's gone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAwesomeGoalkeeper
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When my child tells me she's thirsty (firsty)

I tell her cool I'm secondy. She does not appreciate the joke. Neither does anyone else.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fixmystreets
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2022
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Yes, we’d love to join the Nose Appreciation Society

Sinus up!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/asjonesy99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2021
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Very much appreciative
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr_chanandler_bong_1
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Why do pirates like to watch boxing?

Because they can all appreciate a strong right hook.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NefariousHouseplant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2022
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not everyone can appreciate its simplicity
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Huxley_2
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None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnnyrizzle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!!

Edit: ooooo! Thanks for the awards! I appreciate it! =D

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sup3rphi1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2021
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Just pulled this one on my wife

Our baby has started being fed solids not long ago. Lately, every time she's placed in the seat she instantly starts trying to eat the tray section.

My wife asked, "why does she like the tray so much?"

To which I promptly replied, "she's just having entrΓ©e before the main course!"

My wife didn't appreciate it as much as I did but I still managed a laugh out of her!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jackymon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2022
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Lettuce take a moment to appreciate ...

this salad pun.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2021
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings at that time.

"I have good news and bad news", the owner replied. "Which one would you you like to hear first?"

"Give me the good news first."

"The good news is that, a man enquired about your work and wondered, if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it will, he brought all fifteen of your paintings."

The artist exclaims, "That's wonderful. What's the bad news?"

"The man was your doctor......."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lava_Wolf_68
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Svengoolie

Q: How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A: >!A tractor!<

Q: What’s the difference between Sven (the host) and a savings bond?

A.1: >!One’s appreciated.!<

A.2: >!A savings bond matures.!<

Q: What part of the hospital is off-limits to The Invisible Man?

A: >!The ICU.!<

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/949-Dadmirer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2022
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Homemade Craft shop name.

Hey guys! I need help coming up with a really great, punny name for my resin art shop. I sell jars, rolling trays, self defense stabbies, and have plans for many more decorative and useful items to be added soon. The only one I could think of that I don't hate is Gnome Depot. But that doesn't really fit very well with resin art/crafts. Any suggestions are appreciated!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/taradactyl3467
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I followed my realtor's great advice and only sold my home once the value had increased

It was much appreciated

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2022
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If he doesn't appreciate your fruity jokes....

....let that mango πŸ₯­

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2021
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Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
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