He made a pun in the shower, we giggled, and I noted how he's gone from hating puns to making his own. I called him my "young Padawan" and he responded, "You mean, Pun-awan?" It was seemless. I lost my shit. Just wanted to share with you guys :)
I was walking the other day with my son when he noticed a bee. I told him to leave it alone, to which he replied, "I'll be careful. Get it?! BEE!"
I was beginning to lose hope that he wasn't ever going to understand or appreciate puns! He's in the club now!
Just happened.
Wife, looking at IMDB: On, hey, that actress was born in Abu Dhabi.
Me: Yeah, I knew that. I could tell by her hair cut.
Wife: Her hair cut?
Me: Yeah. She has an Abu Dhabi do.
Wife: [3 seconds of silence] That was NOT funny.
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It means a lot
Probably because they are so cheesy.
Person 1 (a mother): I'm having a hard time getting on the desk top.
Me (no kids yet): Just climb up, it shouldn't be that hard
Person 2 (a father): Do you need a step stool?
P1: Hah... hah...
Me: I feel like I'm ready for parenthood with that dad joke...
P1: Yeah, I mean dad jokes are pretty much 90% of parenthood... lol
P2: I was gonna say (my name here) you better be careful, that was an intermediate level Dad joke! Best to not get too close to (my wife's name here) haha
Happy Wed-Nurse-Day everyone
They say tank you!
(Proud dad here!)
It's called Applaud
Doing a quiz with the girls.
The question was "What would you get if you ordered poisson at a French restaurant?".
My answer "I don't know but it'd be well distributed across your plate".
No one got it.
They claim I was gaslighting them
I took them for granite.
It's a dying art.
I really appreciated the sediment
Me: 30°, 60°. Her: Thanks for the complements.
You need to let that mango.
With a sighsmograph
Edit: Wow, you guys, Thank-you the the awards and upvotes. If only my family appreciated this joke as much as you do!
i just scored one on ebay
thought you guys might appreciate my original Khan tent
Because they give many tanks.
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I tell her cool I'm secondy. She does not appreciate the joke. Neither does anyone else.
Sinus up!
Because they can all appreciate a strong right hook.
Supplies!!
Edit: ooooo! Thanks for the awards! I appreciate it! =D
Our baby has started being fed solids not long ago. Lately, every time she's placed in the seat she instantly starts trying to eat the tray section.
My wife asked, "why does she like the tray so much?"
To which I promptly replied, "she's just having entrée before the main course!"
My wife didn't appreciate it as much as I did but I still managed a laugh out of her!
this salad pun.
"I have good news and bad news", the owner replied. "Which one would you you like to hear first?"
"Give me the good news first."
"The good news is that, a man enquired about your work and wondered, if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it will, he brought all fifteen of your paintings."
The artist exclaims, "That's wonderful. What's the bad news?"
"The man was your doctor......."
Q: How do you get a farm girl to like you?
A: >!A tractor!<
Q: What’s the difference between Sven (the host) and a savings bond?
A.1: >!One’s appreciated.!<
A.2: >!A savings bond matures.!<
Q: What part of the hospital is off-limits to The Invisible Man?
A: >!The ICU.!<
Hey guys! I need help coming up with a really great, punny name for my resin art shop. I sell jars, rolling trays, self defense stabbies, and have plans for many more decorative and useful items to be added soon. The only one I could think of that I don't hate is Gnome Depot. But that doesn't really fit very well with resin art/crafts. Any suggestions are appreciated!
It was much appreciated
....let that mango 🥭
