I was watching an Australian baking show, and the audience clapped enthusiastically when the chef made meringue. This surprised me, because...
Australians usually boo-meringue.
Ducks love raw potatoes and will attempt to unearth them with their bill. Enthusiastically mistaking rocks for potatoes can cause damage leaving them...
A son enthusiastically asks his father will he teach him how to gamble on the black market
The Father responds with: “You bet your ass!”
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Which country is enthusiastic about a woman's undergarment?
What do you call a knife enthusiast?
Wine enthusiasts make the best dad jokes.
All their puns are done in grape taste.
I have a Mexican friend who is quite the bird enthusiast
His favorite book is Tequila Mockingbird.
I created a dating site for Slavic chess enthusiasts
How many Apple enthusiasts does it take to change a lightbulb?
None.
They won't change it. They'll just buy a new house!
As a yoga enthusiast and new dog owner I think I'll name my new puppy Nama so I'll never worry about him wandering off
Father of six here… my kids love dad jokes at the dinner table. Mom is less enthusiastic. Today, my eleven year old decided to get in on the action: “what are twins favorite fruits?”
Pears… And then he proceeded to fall out of his chair laughing. Meanwhile mom wants to know how she could’ve tested for this before getting in too deep.
I met some chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby recently.They just kept bragging about how good they are at the game.
There's nothing worse than chess nuts boasting in an open foyer..
What is a train enthusiast’s favorite magazine?
Did you guys hear about that group of people that’s overly enthusiastic about orange, powdered beverages?
You know, the “Woooooo! Tang!” Clan.
What do a bisexual monarch and a cycling enthusiast have in common?
How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
My dad told me a story about the time he was checking into a hotel and a bunch of chess enthusiasts were going on and on about all the games they had won.
Dad asked them angrily to go away, and when they asked him why, he told them:
“I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
I went to a wedding between two antennas. The ceremony was so boring.........
but the reception was amazing
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel...
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
“But why?” they asked, as they moved off.
“Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
It's been said that mushroom enthusiasts are usually confrontational
And it's true, I know firsthand that they're not to be truffled with.
Today’s my husband’s birthday and he’s a huge pencil enthusiast. I got him a great gift
Seems like someone’s gonna get lead tonight.
[META] Wi-Fi name ideas
Fellow dads and dad joke enthusiasts, I am replacing my router and would like to take this opportunity to change up my Wi-Fi name. I figured this would be the best place to get the best suggestions so let’s hear them!
My current Wi-Fi is “Help! Im on the roof!” for my 2.4 and “Help! Im still on the roof!” for my 5Ghz.
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
What is a soft rock music enthusiast’s favorite condiment?
Mayer-naise…
Just made that one up. I’ll see myself out now!
What do you call a bunch of barbecue enthusiasts ambushing each other in the jungle?
What do you call an enthusiastic eel?
A cheese enthusiast pondering the countless possibilities in his life.
He shakes his head and thinks to himself, "Shoulda, woulda, gouda."
Why were the ants enthusiastic about next month?
They had to MARCH into April.
How many ways are there to shuffle a standard deck of cards?
Why do HVAC technicians prefer second edition Dungeons and Dragons?
I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.
The Beatles were anxious that their name might turn off pun enthusiasts.
‘Cause insects puns really bug them...
Jesus was an automobile enthusiast and had a car he really loved. Everytime Jesus went to visit his parents, he would return with his car sporting a new colour
His father was a Carpainter
I saw two snow plows parked next to each other down the street while their drivers had a quick chat.
I told my wife they were having a plow-wow.
Barely a chuckle. sigh
My sons are three and one so they had no idea what I was talking about.
Had to share with some other fellow dad joke enthusiasts.
Apparently origami enthusiasts are bad at poker
Did you hear about the wine enthusiasts atttacking a cruise ship recently...?
....I heard they were sommelier pirates!
For the geometry enthusiasts.
I wanted to post a photo of a triangle on r/aww because it contained acute angle.
Matched with a climbing enthusiast on Tinder [OC]
I went to a camouflage enthusiast meet up today, but no one was there...
How do you know that frogs are skateboarding enthusiasts?
They’re always saying “rip it” “rip it” “rip it”
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
How do two German cowboy car enthusiasts greet each other?
I recently overheard two chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby. They were bragging about their previous victories
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''
I saw a crowd of chess enthusiasts talking about how good they were when I was going into the theatre...
.... they were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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