Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
I applied for a job at Amazon.
I told them I'll arrive for the interview between 9&5.
Our local cricket club applied to the council for a grant.
I applied for a job as a short order cook...
...but I didn’t get the job. They said I was too tall.
I applied a red food coloring to my sheep.
The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
I applied to be a sperm donor recently and the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.
I told her I’ve done it a few times before but I don’t know if I’m ready to compete in a tournament.
My brother applied for a pet store job and when they asked when are you available to work he said right Meow
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure
My boss found out I applied a job to be ice skating coach
I applied to be a pilot
But I couldn’t land the job
I applied so much spray deodorant in 2008 that a man suffocated.
Does that make me an Axe murderer?
In class my teacher asked us if the bill of rights applied to us
I said we could hardly bare shoulders never mind bare arms
I applied to work at Microsoft...
I told them I Excelled in the Office and had a positive Outlook on life. I also try to be an Explorer of new ideas, and always keep my Word.
I applied for a Master's degree in Sarcasm
But they wouldn't take me seriously
I applied for a job cleaning mirrors.
I can really see myself doing that.
When I was in Vienna, I saw Mozart's ghost at a piano. He had an eraser, which he applied to one of his manuscripts. "What are you doing?" I asked. He replied, "Can't you see?...
I applied for a job as a doorman. I didnt get it.
I was very surprised, I thought it was an entry level position
Just applied for a job in my local mirror shop.
Don't know what it is but I can totally see myself working there.
What do you call the force of by a piano player applied over a distance?
I applied to a restaurant that only had midgets working there.
They didn't hire me even though they were so short staffed.
I phoned up the place where I'd applied for a job at. I said, "I'm looking for Jane Wilkinson. The manager of the department."
She said, "Speaking...?"
I said, "English."
When I applied to Cambridge, they kept asking what noise an owl makes.
My epileptic brother applied for a job at a strobe light factory.
I'm sure he'll fit in there.
A bearded man applied to a position that required him to be clean shaven.
At the job interview, the manager of the company greeted the applicant and upon noticing his facial hair, promptly asked the man how attached he was to the beard.
The man, tugging on his facial hair, replied “very.”
I applied to be a model for Calvin's
I hope they don't deKlein.
I applied to be a server years ago
To this day, I'm still waiting
I applied for a job as a Shakespeare tour guide
But never made it past the Onbarding process.
My friend, panicky, said she hadn't yet applied to Syracuse.
I said, "I hope they don't Syr-accuse you of being lazy!"
I applied for a job at Subway
But they said the role was filled...
I applied for a job at a mirror factory.
I could really see myself working there.
I applied to be a door man but didn't get the job due to lack of experience.
Which surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.
I applied to be a model for Calvin's
I hope they don't deklein
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