Did you hear about the Apache who drank too much tea?

He drowned in his own tepee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VanTil
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Apache Genes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dysPUNctional
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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Found a book on american history and no mention of Native Americans

This is apache version of history I thought

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Someone asked if I was Native American...

I said, "No, why?"

"Because your beard is Apache one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Is it that obvious?

I found my feather headdress but it's getting worn out: I have a patchy Apache crown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noahep22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Never shave in a helicopter...

Unless you want Apache beard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maester_Magus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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Uncle jokes deserve love too

Uncle: Hey nice summer beard!
Me:(having patchy facial hair) a summer beard?
Uncle: (pointing to the hairs on my face) Yea, some'r here and some'r there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tophizzle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2013
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My Native American friend’s son is going through puberty

He has Apache beard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_wsmfp_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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My dad told me why he can't grow a full beard

He said he's part native american, Apache to be specific.

He gets Apache here and Apache there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monroeshton
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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My best friend is growing a beard and isn't having the best luck

Me: You know what's similar between you and an old Native American man?

My friend: What?

Me: Apache beard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0h4n50n
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2014
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The manager of the Native American football team is in fear of being sacked.

It seems they have had Apache start to the season.

EDIT: Lack of context. UK here who knows nothing of 'handegg' (Sorry!) Replace 'football' with 'soccer'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evadage
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2015
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Got my girlfriend at a Native American culture festival.

My girlfriend and I were discussing beards at our college's Native American culture festival.

I said, "It's too bad I grow Apache beard."

One of the guards facepalmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevivedHealer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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Wife on inability to grow a beard

Being of Native American descent I lack the ability to grow a full beard. My wife finds this a great source of comedic inspiration and dropped this gem.

Wife: You know why Prerblo can't grow a beard.

Friend: I don't know. Why?

Wife: Because it's all apache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prerblo_Percrasso
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2014
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Why did the Native American shave his beard?

Because it was Apache

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calmerthanudude
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2014
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