My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.

But now I realize toucan play that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacoenthusiast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Getting rid of an annoying crease on a piece of paper is pretty easy.

All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordIggy88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What did a tree say to its annoying neighbor?

Leaf me alone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twozon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Don’t annoy ghosts.

It might come back to haunt you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Broken bridges annoy me

I just can’t get over them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaguaGaming
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Why do you call the guy that’s afraid a pear will annoy him at any time?

Pearannoyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oberynmviper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Why amphibians are so annoying?

Because they axolotl questions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnusfeli
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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The reposts in this app are getting really annoying

Because I've reddit all already

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My bee neighbors are so annoying, they talk way too much.

They just drone on and on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insult_king
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...

She’s a caring cairn Karen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatinumCalf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is

I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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A priest was getting very annoyed with his young parishioners during dinner time and said if they continued misbehaving even the cutlery would be punished.

One boy said to another: "What? the fork in hell?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atheistmil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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My friend is annoyed because his dog keeps trying to pick fights with dogs five times his size.

I told him he shouldn’t have adopted that Cocky Spaniel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmegaLiquidX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?

Erie guardless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithaustin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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There was a fly buzzing around that was really annoying me

I should have called the cops so they could send in the swat team!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannahbeliever
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I told my daughter, β€œMom keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” She asked, β€œAre you mad at her?”

β€œGeez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I got annoyed because the russet potatoes were announcing everything I did.

Then I realized they’re just common taters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FutureAEMT97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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My roommate is getting annoyed because I won't stop my flamingo impression.

So I've had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?

I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varthalon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I’ve been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now and I’m getting really annoyed

It keeps asking me, β€˜Where do you want to go?'

So I click on the icon that says β€˜Home’ and then it makes me start all over again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolcalmjeff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What's the most annoying kind of bread?

PITA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicalPizza21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Why are geese the most annoying drivers?

They're always honking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrono_bound20xx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call an annoying person from Hungary?

A BudaPEST.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillipowder01
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.

He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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My mom told me to stop singing "Im a Believer" because it was annoying.

At first I though she was kidding...Then I saw her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chiriboy
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I get annoyed at maraca's

Something about them gets me rattled

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Sodium annoying when people don’t get it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gretchennnmarie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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(I know my font is annoying plz get over it)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/annikafloris
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I'm so annoyed, one of my favorite socks got a hole worn through the toe.

Darn it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stablefish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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You really don’t want to annoy pediatricians...

They have little patients

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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It really annoys me when people say that age is just a number

Age is clearly a word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Logical fallacies are annoying.

Therefore, people that don't know about them are annoying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Why was the Monarch only one foot tall?

He was a Ruler!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My Sister: (annoyed) Hey!

My Dad: That’s what horses eat :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzysax241
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What do you call an annoyed lobster?

A frustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCraddingGuy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Went to the grocery store and asked for 3 pounds of potatoes. "We don't have pounds", the grocer stated, "only kilos".

Annoyed, I went, "fine. I'll take 3 pounds of kilos then".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arr_jay816
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Uber annoying
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arbitrary_Bastion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I like this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone

I should hope it’s a real one, the fake ones are just annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Why was my post removed?

Can someone tell me why my post was removed?

I'm a bit annoyed about this as it caused my fence to fall over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?

Annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What do you call an annoying potatoe?

Agitator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evensnowdies
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns

But toucan play that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My wife told me to stop singing β€œI’m A Believer” by the Monkees, because she found it annoying. At first, I thought she was kidding....

But then I saw her face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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My friend told me that I need to stop singing I'm a believer because it was getting annoying but I thaught she was kidding

But then I saw her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bricksheffield
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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