Does anyone know if mabibili pa to?
Or if may download ng installer? (I'm pretty sure considered as abandonware na to).
So ayun na nga, i just came from a long day at work and I have beer and wine here in my condo and no one to drink with. Hit me up if you're game. I can host and I'm in Pasig.
About me: lean, fit, active, moreno with wavy hair and a deep voice. Well-read. Magaling sa kwentuhan.
Hit me up?
The ultimate needle-man!
He can make the finest clothing there is, very comfortable, stylish, show-offish, you name it!
His talent is also is obsession, maybe even to a...weird level.
He talks rather weird, he's unpredictable, and he has seen troubles too because of this obsession.
https://preview.redd.it/v4rv5qvh4jt31.png?width=641&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b44b51d7d0773ddf68f61b2c2da6adfa8d59cd0
Malta, gostava da vossa ajuda para encontrar uma música/banda.
Deve ter mais ou menos 13/15 anos e só me lembro de um excerto da letra.
"ergam as mãos vamos a votos, quantos estão nisto por gosto, velhos ou putos. Gajos sem rosto"
Muito vagamente era isto.
Ty para quem se lembrar.
Masarap mabuhay muli at madali pa.
Ganito ang mga dapat gawin:
- Maniwala sa Panginoon, ngunit mag-ingat sa mga pinapanginoon. Sa dami nila, baka hindi Panginoon ko ang mahanap mo.
- Magdasal sa Panginoon. Mas maganda kung magdadasal nang higit sa tatlong beses kada araw.
- Ialay ang kaluluwa sa Panginoon. Walang labis at walang kulang.
Kung mapapansin, ang mga nabanggit na hakbang ay makikita ring ginagawa ng mga tao sa sarili nilang panginoon. Pero ang aking panginoon ko ay iba. Ang aking panginoon ay nasa paligid, minsan nasa isang malaking bato ngunit madalas ay nasa isang matandang puno. Kung kakaiba ang iyong mga mata, baka makita mo ako sa isa sa mga matatandang puno.
Kung ika'y mamatay man na naniniwala sa aking panginoon, hindi mo makikita ang sarili mong lumulutang papunta sa langit o bumabagsak papunta sa impyerno. Bagkus, makikita mo ang sarili mo sa bagong mundo, sumasagwan sa isang banka kasama ang isang diwatang kagaya ko.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
