Amps Puns

A list of puns related to "Amps"

For some reason I can't calculate amps and voltage

I don't know watt I'm forgetting

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👤︎ u/masesarkidd
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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New & creative way of using this meme format
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👤︎ u/pikolo124
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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XPost from r/Shitty_Car_mods: Just put two 12 inch subs and an amp in the back of my car
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👤︎ u/staticsnake
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...

so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently.

And conducting himself properly.

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👤︎ u/XIIXOO
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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I bought an electric toothbrush.

It's like my acoustic toothbrush just a bit cooler.

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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What does the electrician say when he meditates?

Oooohm

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👤︎ u/w0zzie
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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With great power

Comes great electricity Bill

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👤︎ u/Pillar_man_5
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?

Mmm peach mint.

A double scoop.

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👤︎ u/Chainsmoker88
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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Why do seals swim in salt water ?

Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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After seeing Watt leaving the Texans

The team’s power ranking will only get lower.

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👤︎ u/Zkck0517
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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free of charge
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👤︎ u/MattloKei
📅︎ May 07 2020
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My son kept chewing on live electrical wires

So I had to ground him.

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👤︎ u/afranc72
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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Everybody is shocked....

When they realize I’m not an electrician.

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👤︎ u/BusyPooping
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”

I said, “That’s sound advice.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Resistance is futile.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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A watt?
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👤︎ u/ThatLogiCat
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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My father always laughed at me when I got shocked playing with electricity

He’d laugh and say, “Son, you’re grounded.”

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What did the electrician say about when they get zapped?

"Shockingly, no matter how many times the experience cycles, it still always Hertz."

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👤︎ u/Amoura39
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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I got in a fight with frequency the other day

I lost and it still Hertz

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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Loss
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👤︎ u/extrastent1al
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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That explains his fascinating for electric cars.
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👤︎ u/sohel666
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
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👤︎ u/Toffeemanstan
📅︎ Jan 11 2018
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Why doesn’t electricity like History class?

Because it’s only interested in current events.

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👤︎ u/Mockgamingnews
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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Comments under a post about first picture of a person dying in an electric chair.
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👤︎ u/KaiNoob
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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No charge? How shocking!
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👤︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
📅︎ Dec 05 2017
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Why should you never touch an electric fence

Because it hertz.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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In the spirit of sharing our kids attempts at dad jokes,

My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:

Pitcher this, you’re standing on a mound.

I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, she’s giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.

Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am

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👤︎ u/OnionShanty
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day...

Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out "60 Watts - Made in China".

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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
📅︎ Sep 17 2016
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Coffee isn't electrically conductive in bean form.

But it is when it's ground.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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Unexpected Dad joke during basement finishing sales training

Student: "Can you address outlets?" Trainer: (turns chair towards wall) "Hello outlets."

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👤︎ u/NKHdad
📅︎ Jun 15 2016
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I was electrocuted yesterday.

That really Hertz.

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👤︎ u/Bodd19
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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You’re a unit of power Harry.

I’m a watt?

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👤︎ u/Joey90ey
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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Between songs, a flickering orange light glows near the band’s speakers

Son: His amp is on fire!

Dad: it’s an amplifire!

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👤︎ u/EvanOrton22
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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What do 1,000 people say when they're confused?

Kilowatt

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👤︎ u/Jeearr
📅︎ Nov 02 2014
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Which rock band is always current?

AC⚡️DC

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👤︎ u/HHStorm21
📅︎ Oct 20 2017
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Guest speaker and his friend mike..
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👤︎ u/ThunderFishy
📅︎ Oct 21 2014
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What equipment did the Pink Panther need to run all of his guitars?

Ten amps. Ten amps. Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.

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👤︎ u/Perrin42
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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i know this girl that works at an electric company

shes shockingly good looking and has a sparky personality, people tell me they wouldn't mind sticking their plug in her outlet, and no one knows her current situation, she also carries a taser with her so she's really stunning, wait? wire we talking about this again?

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👤︎ u/skatrumpet07
📅︎ Jun 03 2015
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I just electrocuted myself

How do you current-ly feel

Quite amped

Watt did you say

I said it hertz a lot

Oh, that's quite shocking

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👤︎ u/TheGamerBoy015
📅︎ Aug 10 2018
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Dublin Dad Joke takes the (biscuit) cake

One Dad Joke to rule them all...

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👤︎ u/eoinh100
📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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The pun gods smiled upon me today.

My friend got a static shock, and in the span of 5 minutes I rattled off these:

  • Geez, that's shocking news.

  • How are you current-ly feeling?

  • Don't give me that look. I'm just trying to energize you.

  • Looks like I gotta amp up my jokes.

  • I'm gonna hit you with a battery of jokes until you laugh.

  • Don't let your sense of humor be so static.

  • This isn't a crime, you can't charge me with anything.

  • Wire you so upset?

  • Do you want me to plug the stream of jokes?

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👤︎ u/phraps
📅︎ Feb 20 2016
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What is the unit of power

That is correct

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👤︎ u/itanitarek10
📅︎ Jan 11 2016
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