How do you get in touch with an amoeba?
A single cellphone!
What does an amoeba sing at Christmas?
“Single cells! Single cells! Single all the way!...”
What do Ireland and amoeba have in common ? Dublin.
What did the Italian cell say to their mother when they made a mistake?
Mom-amoeba!
An Amoeba predicted that it would successfully split itself in two.
It was a cell fulfilling prophecy
What do Ireland and amoeba have in common?
Dublin
Why couldn't the amoeba children get their own smartphones?
Everyone knows that an amoeba is a single cell organism.
How do Scientists communicate with Amoebas?
Why, call them on their cell phone, of course.
Why are amoeba bad at maths?
Coz they multiply by dividing.
How many amoebas does it takes to change a lightbulb?
One. No, two. No, four. No, eight … AHH!
Do you know the amoeba's favorite Christmas song?
"Single Cell Rock"
Why couldn't the amoeba call his friend?
Because he didn't have any cell service!
Did you hear about the amoeba that took its own picture?
It was a cell-fie.
An amoeba walks in a bar.
The bartender says "Make sure to pay your tab before you split".
Two amoebas walk out of a bar...
The first looks up and says, "Is that a new moon?"
The other turns to him and replies, "I don't know, I'm not from around here."
