Why did Karen press CTRL + ALT +DEL?
She wanted the task manager
Why do people from the alt right only eat fresh food?
- Because they hate left overs
I don’t like being called a Grammar Nazi. I prefer to be called Alt write.
My alt-left and alt-right friends needed some space between them.
alt-right, alt-right, alt-right
When I told my son about the National Parks Service alt twitter account he said...
"Tree-va la Résistance!"
It was one of my prouder parenting moments.
Modern grammar Nazis: the alt-write
My office is being overrun by the Alt Right!
When would you only use the alt and delete buttons on a computer?
When you have lost control.
My sister found out Alt-J was playing at Osheaga 2015 this year and my dad said.....
"Alt-J? Who is that? The brother of Ctrl-J?"
What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?
Ctrl,shift,esc.
(Task manager shortcut)
Please dont call us grammar nazis
We prefer the term "alt-write"
Texted my son, "Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer!"
"Becausethereisnospacebar!"
My dad made his first dad joke in a long time
For context: we have a vegetable garden and a dog named Max
During dinner, my mom remarked how her stir fry was made almost entirely out of vegetables from our garden except the eggs, to which my dad said “well then we’ll just have to raise some chickens.”
I reply, “well what about Max?”, implying that he might attack the chickens.
And without hesitation my dad replies, “well he can’t lay eggs”
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I guess I wasn’t putting in enough shifts
Why couldn't the computer take its Hat off?
Because it had its CAPS LOCK on.
Edit- North of 4k upvotes, Thank You Kind Strangers.
My friend had his whole left side cut off in an accident
My OCD stricken friend blows off stress by repeatedly hitting F5.
He says he finds it refreshing.
I told him he needs help, now he keeps hitting F1.
What did the UPS guy say to the FedEx guy?
I'm not sure... They were speaking parcel-tongue.
What do you call an American grammar nazi?
The situation certainly was not uncontrollable
Why did the Left Ctrl key leave the keyboard?
He couldn't stand the Alt Right beside his Window.
My keyboard is very political
It even has the alt right
Do you know the keyboard shortcut to help you not have to go the bathroom when you’re working or playing PC games?
Has anyone heard about the new feature on computers to pander toward the newer generation?
It's called Ctrl-ALT-YEET.
Did you hear the one about the two cellmates?
They've been together so long, they're almost finishing each other's sentences.
Why was the energizer bunny put in jail?
He was charged with battery
Matthew McConaughey would almost certainly win if he ran for president.
It would be hard to beat the first candidate to get an endorsement from Lincoln.
To get out of the window, you can either jump or climb down, I’d choose the ladder
To get with the times, Grammar Nazi's have changed their name.
They now prefer to go by Alt-writists
‘I was at that new-nazi march today’ “was it any good?”
Why do they call it an “altar”?
Because religion changes you.
Who is Matthew McConaughey's favorite Secretary of State?
Madeleine Albright, Albright, Albright.
Did you hear about the German who was hit by a car?
Don’t worry, he’s alt right now.
What political party does Matthew McConaughey belong to?
Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right!
Did you hear about the keyboard designer who had a psychotic breakdown?
His colleagues reported he was Alt of Ctrl when he made his Esc.
Pappa
Once they have finished mating, the mother roach tries to find a safe place to lay her eggs while the pappa roach tries to support his new family by starting an alt/rock band.
This wasn't his first career choice, but it is his last resort.
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
Why did Karen press ctrl+alt+delete?
She wanted to talk to the task manager.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Del
She wanted to see the task manager
Why Did Karen Push Ctrl + Alt + Delete?
She wanted to see the task manager.
Why did the Karen press ctrl+alt+del?
She wanted to see the task manager
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Karen
Why did Karen press CNTRL+ALT+DELETE?
She wanted to see the Task Manager.
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