I’m ashamed to say this, but I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don’t know Y (possible repost, but I don’t care)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beatlesfan196450
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What is the coolest letter in the alphabet?

B, Because it comes between a and c

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spiderpickl
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Did you hear about the pirate who had trouble with the alphabet?

He always got lost at sea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Why does it take sailors ages to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonDoorknob
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Fun fact: there are actually 2 β€˜N’s in the alphabet...

... l m N o p ... w x y N z

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubstantialBelly6
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Teacher: Sing the alphabet.

Student: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, phosphorus, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.

Teacher: How did you say phosphorus instead of L, M, N, O, and P?

Student: Because phosphorus is EL-EM-EN-TAL P.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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My embarrassing hobby is covering the fifth letter of the alphabet in a thin layer of gold …

It's a gilt-E pleasure.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25

But I don't know Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Work4Bots
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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I had so many rats for the science experiment, I had to assign them letters of the alphabet.

One of them protested, but he was just being a B rat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Clever-Idiot
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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How many letters are in the English alphabet?

Because E.T. went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinit9
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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The Beatles tried recording an alphabet song....

But never made it past the Letter B Letter B Letter B Letter B

(Sing it you know you want to!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegoBSpace
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

You think it's R, but actually it's the C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnePlayerReady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?

Because they always get lost at C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_soul1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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So I once sent someone a joke about the alphabet in the mail...

but I guess they never got the letters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Creepeer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.

But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Alphabet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScoopSnuffelaar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?

The rest were not E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veknilero
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What does Woody do when he has to choose a random letter of the alphabet?

He picks R!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Why does the rest of the Alphabet find A,E,I,O, and U so annoying?

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisj1616
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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After eating alphabet soup....

....the next time I pooped I had a vowel movement. But I'm a bit worried that all the other letters still haven't come out. It's been a while now so I went to see my doctor. He said it wasn't a big deal. I was just a little consonantipated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyccfan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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To get over my divorce, I keep telling myself 25 letters of the alphabet

Avoiding the X helps a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?

Letter rip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotblake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What letter of the alphabet does Beyonce get stuck at?

O-o-o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanielSternsBeard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.

No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?

β€˜B’, because it makes oil boil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DantheMan350V2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.

After the first three, it was a D-light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I'm preparing to teach my son the alphabet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ncsuandrew12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.

He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What do you call Japanese alphabet soup?

Ramen Numerals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diriector_Doc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
  1. There's no L!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beard_sniffer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for....

Times new ramen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poultrygeist79
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet

And I don’t know Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marylime
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I just don’t know Y!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arrowedmisfit
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Which letter of the alphabet is the most curious?

Y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet...

I don't know y

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don’t know y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QX943
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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I only know 25 letters in the alphabet.

I really don't know y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antisocialguy21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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I commissioned an artist to make me a set of letters of the alphabet out of cast iron.

I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.

I'm missing the iron E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tratemusic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don’t know y.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Why does it take forever for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because pirates can spend years at C.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Most think it's the R.

But really it's the C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/personofnointrest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...

I call it LETTER RIP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no1krampus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?

Because I want to know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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If you see the second letter of the alphabet

Letter B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gilberto2005
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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