Did you hear about the pirate who had trouble with the alphabet?

He always got lost at sea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25

But I don't know Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Work4Bots
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

You think it's R, but actually it's the C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnePlayerReady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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So I once sent someone a joke about the alphabet in the mail...

but I guess they never got the letters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Creepeer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I commissioned an artist to make me a set of letters of the alphabet out of cast iron.

I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.

I'm missing the iron E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tratemusic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?

Because they always get lost at C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_soul1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.

But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What animal is most excited about the alphabet?

A manatee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBlackCat13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Why does it take forever for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because pirates can spend years at C.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Alphabet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScoopSnuffelaar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What does Woody do when he has to choose a random letter of the alphabet?

He picks R!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Why does the rest of the Alphabet find A,E,I,O, and U so annoying?

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisj1616
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?

The rest were not E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veknilero
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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After eating alphabet soup....

....the next time I pooped I had a vowel movement. But I'm a bit worried that all the other letters still haven't come out. It's been a while now so I went to see my doctor. He said it wasn't a big deal. I was just a little consonantipated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyccfan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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To get over my divorce, I keep telling myself 25 letters of the alphabet

Avoiding the X helps a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?

Letter rip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotblake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.

No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?

β€˜B’, because it makes oil boil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DantheMan350V2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.

After the first three, it was a D-light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I told my wife I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.

She said, β€œWhere would you find the time?”

I said, β€œEasy. Right next to the sage.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.

He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What do you call Japanese alphabet soup?

Ramen Numerals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diriector_Doc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I'm preparing to teach my son the alphabet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ncsuandrew12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
  1. There's no L!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beard_sniffer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?

Because I want to know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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This summer when I dug potatoes from my garden, they all were shaped like a letter from the alphabet...

They were U-tubers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My wife said the β€œE” was missing from my sons alphabet set.

I replied, β€œNo way that is in the top 5 most voweluable letters!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?

So they are organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Y'all ever hear of the Christmas alphabet?

ABCDEFGHIJK MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Brootalz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I have an alphabet grenade

if that goes off it could spell disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/svncactus117
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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All the letters of the alphabet walk into a bar. Why does only one of them get a drink?

Because the bartender keeps saying, β€œCan I get U anything?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zjunkmale
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for....

Times new ramen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to master the entire alphabet.

I don’t know y

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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The alphabet is terrifying.

A bee sea? Aw hell no

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifeislikeadick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"

I guess that's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don’t know y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QX943
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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I only know 25 letters in the alphabet.

I really don't know y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antisocialguy21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don’t know y.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Most think it's the R.

But really it's the C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/personofnointrest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...

I call it LETTER RIP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no1krampus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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If you see the second letter of the alphabet

Letter B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gilberto2005
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.

I call it Letter Rip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at "c"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piggylyon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet

I don't know why!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanguard_The
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why do pirates live the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisTheEnchanted
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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