I only know 25 letters in the alphabet.
Which letter in the English alphabet is just one line?
My wife was stopped by the cops tonight. They thought she might have been drink driving. The cop asked her to say the alphabet starting with the letter M.
My son didn’t believe I could say the Alphabet backwards.
So I turned around and started “A, B, C….”
Obvious alternate ending: So I turned around said, “the alphabet.”
Choose your own adventure.
To the person who wanted me to think the alphabet ends at “T”
I only remember 25 letters in alphabet
Are there any words in the alphabet?
What has more letters than the alphabet...
The Post office...
My 9 year old daughter told me this before bed... i thought i'd share.
Me: What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
You: "Arrrrrrr"
Me: You would think so, but a pirate's first love is the C.
What is Rick Astley's favorite letter in the English alphabet?
U, of course.
"Never gonna give U up, never gonna let U down" ~Rickroll in 2022, via r/dadjokes
What do you get after eating 4 cans of alphabet soup?
A consonant vowel movement.
Pirates can never finish the alphabet. Y’know why?
They always get lost at C
I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup yesterday
I've been consonated ever since
What is a pirate’s favourite letter in the alphabet?
You think it would be the R, but he’s really fond of the C.
Arrggghhh, what’s a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?
You’d think it’s the r but actually it’s the ceeeee
Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
You would think they have a hard time with R, but it’s actually because they always get lost at C
I’ve never learned the entire alphabet. I just know 25 of the 26 letters.
How do you know you've eaten too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement
Yesterday I was so hungry that I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup
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A little later I think I had the biggest vowel movement ever
Today I’m combining Alphabet Soup & laxatives…
Learning the alphabet when you are drunk...
I can say all fifty states in backwards alphabetical order
I'm not a fan of letters 1-25 in the English alphabet.
My daughter really wanted to get 100% on her alphabet test.
Which 25 letters of the alphabet are racist?
All the ones that are not-Z's
I’ve decided to patent the alphabet.
Now everyone has to use Capitalized letters.
How do you address the most suspicious letter of the alphabet?
Why does the Canadian English alphabet have 52 letters?
Because it goes AA, BA, CA, DA...
I met my alphabet teacher in the corridor.
She held the door open and said, "After you..."
I thought for a second, then replied, "V."
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...
pirates can't finish the alphabet
Because they get lost at C
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is the dumbest letter in the alphabet?
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
What has more letters than the alphabet?
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
What has more letters than the alphabet?
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet
What’s a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet.?
You’d think it be the R but it be the C
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I only learnt 25 letters of the alphabet
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
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