I told my wife I wanted to name our daughter Alkali.

She said it was too basic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoneOfThisIsFine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2022
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Corn and alkali decided to get married

Now they could live together in hominy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2022
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What did the chemist say to the alkali family?

Youre so basic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElStorm2012
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2022
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My chemistry professor once said, "I teach better when I'm drinking!"

(That was an Alkali.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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