It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
The Fresh Prints of Bel Air
Anyone want a free air guitar?
The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.
Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.
But I guess that’s just inflation.
When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,
Guys, I have been thinking about selling my Theremin.
I haven't touched it in years.
Why did Billy ride a hot air balloon?
He wanted to be a Billyonair.
Why are models against air conditioning?
Because they use OnlyFans
Strippers don't have air conditioners in their houses.
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?
What do you use to clean the air?
I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!
Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.
I guess, that's inflation.
My son wrote s symphony about not caring if your car's tire has no air...
It's written in the key of B flat.
Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.
Police say, they have several leads.
We got our air ducts cleaned today
We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
What do all new Reddit Accounts have in common with the new MacBook Air?
What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?
A Greek cooked a wrap up in the air.
The best thing to do with a crying baby is throw them in the air.
Because what goes up must calm down.
Why are AC/DC always so hungry?
Because it’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.
Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”
Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...
They think they're evolving into frisbees.
What can you jump over that’s a hundred feet in the air?
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female crew ?
I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can tell when they're standing too.
Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!
I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.
I'm a gnatural born killer
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
Strippers don't have air-conditioners in their houses.
Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50
Air used to be free and now it’s 1.75 you know why?
Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?
Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?
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