Air Bags Puns

A list of puns related to "Air Bags"

Do you know what the air inside a bag of chips is called?

The Snackmosphere.

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👤︎ u/JustHereToTease
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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We are currently getting ready to sleep in a tent.

My seven year old: Oh, no, we can't blow up the air mattresses.

Me: (worried the air pump is not working) Why not?

Seven year old: I forgot to bring my dynamite.

Me: proud

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👤︎ u/idub04
📅︎ Nov 05 2022
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My wife phones me up at work for a chat...

“I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my neck in work today"

She says : "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear." “OK darling, but since I've got no time now, just give me the good news, OK?"

She says: "Well, the air bag works..

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👤︎ u/crazyfortaco
📅︎ Jan 22 2022
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Potato chips companies are like car companies

They're very good at making air bags.

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👤︎ u/coomzee
📅︎ Sep 17 2017
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One from my Dad

Me: Dad I like your new truck!

Dad: Thanks! It even came with a passenger side air bag.

Me: Really?

Dad: Yeah, but only when your mom is riding with me.

This was 20 some odd years ago when airbags were a newish thing. Still miss hearing his jokes!

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👤︎ u/itsdrivingmenuts
📅︎ Aug 11 2017
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Mum hit a deer last night, Dad says it was venicide.

Direct impact, so the front of the car is totaled and it can't be driven, but no air bags went off so everyone is okay. The morning has been long, lots of time on the phone since the vehicle in question was a rental. Can't say they won't remember their time in Alberta.

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👤︎ u/meredithgillis
📅︎ May 19 2015
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