Agat to show you something before Yigo... imgur.com/a2Jtt6e
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An invest-agator

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My girlfriend said, "I adore you."

So I responded, "I agate you."

She was confused, and after a pause she goes, "I don't get it..."

"A gate is bigger than a door, babe."

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Dad Joke Backfire

Dad joke backfire. Agate hunting with my wife and the kids at a beach on the north shore of Lake Superior. We were finding lots of little agates. I told the kids the baby ones are called baguettes. The kids proceeded to discover the similar names for Mother and Father agates. :/

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