I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
My game keeps crashing near whiterun where you fight the first dragon. I have tried loads of different things to stop it but no luck.
This is my LO any help is really appreciated. I do have anniversary edition and I realise that it may be the cause.
Master Files- USSEP
Foundation - N/A
UI Changes - SkyHUD
Audio- Immersive Sounds
Quest Alterations - The Brotherhood of The Old Mystical Scholarship Blades Reborn The Paarthurnax Dilemma Stone of Barenziah Quest Markers Gilder green Reborn
Craftables - Wearable Lanterns Ashara Princes of the Woods Death Lady Royal Elven Armor Wirh Addons Khilath for CBBE Duellist Longcoat SSE TFM Armour Pack 1 Witcher 3 Female Armors Hunting Grounds Outfit Rogue Sorceress Armor Cloaks of Skyrim Face Masks of Skyrim UNP Rogue Armor 1k Romaje for CBBE Ov Leather Armor SSE Unique Uniques Ignis Armor CBBE
Gameplay Mechanics - N/A
Level Progression Changes - N/A
Perk Overhauls - Ordinator
Magic Overhauls and Additions - N/A
Levelled List Edits - N/A
Items Attributes & Effect Changes - N/A
Grass Mods - Voluptuous Grasses Grass LOD Noise Green Tint Landscape Fixes For Grass Mods A Greener Skyrim Whiterun Summer Edition Lush Overhaul
Skins Meshes and Textures - N/A
Idle and Animations - 360 Walk and Run Girly Animation
General Meshes and Textures - Skyland AIO Picta Series LH’s Natural Sun and Sunglare T4 Snow Redone Cathedral - 3D Flowers
NPC AI - Wick’s NPC Replacer Seranaholic Hood Plus Hair for Seranaholic Serana Dialogue Add On RS Children Overhaul
Immersion - N/A
NPC/PC Facial Modifications and Presets - CBBE
Weather - Aequinoctium Rustic Weathers
Interior Lighting - N/A
Single Area Edits - Winterberry Chateau Player Home Fortified Whiterun
Multiple Area Edits - Living Worlds JK’s Skyrim JK’s Interiors New Hearthfires Skyrim House Remodel The Notice Board Missives by Irondusk Point the Way Happy Little Trees Lush Overhaul EEKs Renthal Flora Collection Lampposts of Skyrim Divine Forests
Unique Items Added at Locations - N/A
Combat Mods - Wildcat
Followers - Mirai
New Quests Mods - Away Come Away Become High King of Skyrim
Map Mods - N/A
Bottom of LO and Specialised Mods - Skyrim Creature Overhaul Light Horses Wear Multiple Rings Unique Saddles Relation Dialougue Overhaul RDO - USSEP Patch Cutting Room Floor Landscape for Grass Mods - CRF Patch Convenient Horses Immersive Follower Framework Immersive Follower - RDO Patch Multiple Adoptions KS Hairdos HD Dust Effect
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
