What did the coke addict say at the KKK meeting?

White power? I thought you said white powder!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alasnik206
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group meeting...

I see a lot of new faces here today!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What's a drug addict's favourite monster?

The Crack-en

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raiden127456
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What did the PB&J addict call his sandwiches?

My jammy vice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeductiveMango
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What’s a drug addicts favourite part of decorating the ginger bread house?

Doing the white lines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-person-online
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I used to be a soap addict

But now I'm clean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.

I see a few new faces this week and I must say I’m disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Today I saw a duck that was a dwug addict.

He was a quack head. I guess it's better than being a heron addict, but apparently he had trouble getting treatment because his bill was outrageous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I recently staged an intervention for my religious feline addict.

Needless to say, he's not a Catholic anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bballconnor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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How do drug addicts breath?

CocaINe, cocaOUTe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elemental-Master
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What do drug addicts and pharaohs have in common?

De Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumnem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do you call a scandinavian cocaine addict?

SnjΓΆrt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolderMeneer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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How can you tell a train conductor is a drug addict?

The track marks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldeagle77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What is something that a drug addict and a duck does?

quack

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.

He was put in an induced korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDobble
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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A video game addict was playing a military game

He quickly achieved the rank of β€œtreem ”, rather high up in the rankings. However, it was not long lasting, as after a series of events he was demoted. His parents grew very annoyed of hearing him talking about having been a treem, his unfair demotion, and how much he hated his new position. Now, the gamer’s family often made little newspapers to share personal achievements and events with their family.

This weeks top headline read, β€œex-treem dissed appointment”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamayurt
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What did the drug addict text his girlfriend?

Send ludes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoHandedShanks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?

The lineman.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Did you know a lot of drug addicts are experts in geology?

They’re called stoners for a reason, you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastercore8112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Monster addict needs...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuthFish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What did the drug addict with a lisp say when he crashed his car?

β€œI really methed up.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leadfootliam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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How do drug addicts travel?

On the HIGHway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fairywithcancer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I heard some drug addict wanted to kill himself by injecting heroin but failed to do so.

Guess it was in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/good_taters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What do you call a dictionary that is a drug addict

Addictionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonicPancakes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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A meth addict tried to shoot me with a sniper rifle.

He was a real crack shot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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A method actor who takes a role of a drug addict is a Meth O.D. actor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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I thought my wife was going to a cat addicts meeting

Turns out she was just going to the cat-holic church

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unstablereality
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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What did the drug test say to the addict?

β€œUrine trouble!”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Don't steal from your friends to buy drugs. That's addict move.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealZodiacKiller
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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Just met a Chinese drug addict...

He said β€œhave you seen my cocaine” and I said, β€œnot since his role in the recent Batman movies”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctr2020
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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I should’ve known my girlfriend was a vexillology addict.

There were red flags everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Did you hear about the fish meth addict?

He really got hooked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirThiccolasIII
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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I caught a drug addict fish today

I'm not sure what he was on but he was hooked on something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jt2893
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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How should a vegetable addict overcome their addiction?

Cold turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeyupbirch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I was a soap addict.

But now I'm clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alexshinoda117
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iateaps4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CulturedGrass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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I used to be an addict to soap...

But now im clean...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Get_rEKt_LUl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say that I'm disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mo_Stache_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous

I'm seeing a lot of new faces here in the crowd this week and I have to say I am very disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonMango
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasDomino0806
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts group.

I see a lot of new faces here today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allalovesmemes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I went to a talkgroup for plastic surgery addicts.

I saw a lot of new faces there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stign
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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