Adamic Puns

A list of puns related to "Adamic"

My pizza cutter broke so I used a Bryan Adam’s CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/ProjectOcoee
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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ADAM IT IS I, YOUR LORD GOD!

"No way!"

"YAHWEH!"

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👤︎ u/BoobsRmadeforboobing
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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What's a doctor who specialises in Adams apples called?

A guyneckologist!

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👤︎ u/2canVANdam
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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I keep trying to look at my child Adam,

But I keep getting the son in my eyes.

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👤︎ u/PeskiePete
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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Saw an Adam & The Ants tribute act

I said “you’re not Adam Ant!”, he said “yeah i am.” we argued all night, but he really was adamant.

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👤︎ u/vwraider
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get “Gnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...

Absolutely nothing.

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👤︎ u/TheRealTripleH
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It is Christmas Eve

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👤︎ u/tvz32
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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Adam and Eve were the first people to..

Not read Apple terms of agreement.

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👤︎ u/Damander
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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What did Adam say to Eve on December 31st and Jan 1st?

Happy New Years Eve

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👤︎ u/a_user_has_no_shame
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.

Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.

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👤︎ u/csteelatgburg
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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If science has taught me anything, it’s to never trust an Adam

They make up everything

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👤︎ u/legendary-jake
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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Why couldn’t Adam and Eve gamble in the garden of Eden?

Because God took away their paradise.

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👤︎ u/kerfandrosSr
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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What does Adam Lambert say when you tell him you did your math homework in the snow?

"Don't give a damn about your cold calculation."

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👤︎ u/PainHarbingerIsHere
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something or they always let you down.

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👤︎ u/Tinnber
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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Picture Perfect Puns

Ancient Scot Richard's Warriors: Dick's Picts

Loki - Trick pics (from my brother)

Pictures of an Adam Sandler movie: "Click" pics.

Pictures of a Kaitlin Olson character: The Mick's pics

Screenahots of these comments: Wit pics

Leaky faucet: drip pics

X1 Cumberbatch photos: Benedict pics

X2 Pope photos: Benedict pics (also works)

X3 Turncoat snaps: Benedict pics

X4 "Wong" image: Benedict pics

Legal command: Writ pics

Pictures of twigs: Stick pics

A Christmas Story scene: lick pics

Pictures of a Winter Saint: Nick pics

Syringe photos: prick pics (from a friend)

Sporting goods store images: Dick's pics.

Dan Harmon cartoon character: Rick's pics.

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👤︎ u/AndySkibba
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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If boys have Adam's apple, what do girls have?

Eve's drop

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👤︎ u/AVKD14
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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What did Adam said to Eve when she was feeling sleepy?

Everest

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👤︎ u/engineerwho_
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Ps Merry Christmas, happy holidays etc etc to all my fellow dads and dad joke lovers 👍

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👤︎ u/randomgeekydad
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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“What day is today, Adam?”

“For the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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“What day is today, Adam?”

“For the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”

Edit: Thanks for so much love. Merry Xmas!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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Bread puns (by Adam Tote)
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👤︎ u/Doco12399
📅︎ Aug 16 2017
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Never believe anyone named Adam

They make up everything.

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👤︎ u/SVS4385
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...

Because Adams make up everything!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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Did you hear about the 80s singer who was utterly unyielding in attitude or opinion in spite of all appeals?

He was AdamAnt.

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👤︎ u/anarchyinyourhead
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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At what time of the day was Adam created? /r/Christianity/comments/…
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👤︎ u/Mickets
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/DiosMioMan2
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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What did Adam say the night before Christmas?

It's Christmas eve

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👤︎ u/longnamewithnospaces
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Edits: Thanks for all the awards!

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👤︎ u/deant_b01
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD

It cuts like a knife

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👤︎ u/ball-_-fondler
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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What did Adam say to Eve the day before Christmas?

Merry Christmas Eve

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👤︎ u/cusecuse23
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What did Adam say the night before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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👤︎ u/cthulhouette
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.

It cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/CobaltD70
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

“It’s Christmas, Eve!”

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👤︎ u/90eight
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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I couldn't find my pizza cutter last night, so I used an old Bryan Adams album.

Because it cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/ShawntheShiba
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead

In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife

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👤︎ u/mcdolsa
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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My pizza cutter broke the other day so I used an old Bryan Adams CD

Cuts like a knife!

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👤︎ u/338geek
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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👤︎ u/MacItaly
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.

And then everything crashed.

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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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What did Adam say to Eve the night before Christmas?

It’s Christmas Eve. (I’ll let myself out...)

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👤︎ u/ChewbaccaNZ
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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I lost my pizza cutter last night...

so I used my Bryan Adams CD, it cuts like a knife

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👤︎ u/Evening_Flatworm5850
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve!

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👤︎ u/Joshifi3d
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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