Not only am I shocked, I am also aghast, appalled, and dismayed.
I said to the police...hang on, I can explain everything
Why is this happening to me, I was only taking notes!
Thankfully, those accusations didn’t stick
A raiment.
Alledgedly.
"We Didn't Fart You Liar!!!"
I hate being called a lyre.
I believe it was R2-ME2.
Can you believe that? According to her, that makes me less of a man..
Little do they know it was actually arson
I said no, I’ve been eating frogs and you’re smelling the hops!
But now we can all agree that he was in a cent
Because he’s called Ron
Their words, not mine.
I told her it’s all in your head
Well, I just won’t stand for this accusation.
He’s in a cent
Heard mentality
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia
So i packed her things and left.
… his job is literally the pump up the jam.
Didn’t make sense as I was clearly lollygagging.
Robot, the defendant: "Guilty as charged"
Not only was I angry. I was irate, annoyed, cross and indignant.
It has been accused of battery and it will be charged!
...putting their case together.
Because he's in a cent.
I didn’t believe her at first, but when I checked his room, all the sines were there.
To cover their butt quacks
Are they guilty of resisting a rest?
They took a fence.
The first order of business is asking everyone to ease off the "I was going to tell a ____ joke, but..." format for a while. Too many are reporting those as reposts. I like them, but there is the "comedic rule of 3," so maybe we can lay off telling them for a while. That goes for various permutations of this setup as well. So let's try not to wear others' punderwear.
Next, we have an issue with too many reporting things that are not in violation of either our rules or site-wide rules, and falsely accusing power users and karma-getters of being spambots. Our overall policy is not to remove high-karma posts unless they are actual commercial spam or are told at the expense of marginalized groups (per Reddit's sitewide rule #1). Please do not use the Report button as a "super downvote."
Then, there probably needs to be a reminder to try avoiding the "one-joke" style of puns. I like them, but Reddit doesn't like them (sitewide rule #1) and they are outside our rules too (rule #7). I wish we could host those here as I find them funny, and I don't appreciate folks who are overly thin-skinned. The Reddit admins seem to have a zero-tolerance stance against such jokes/puns, even if there are no hateful motives underneath.
And of course, I want to remind the users here that they are just awesome! Without you, this sub would not be what it is.
If others want to make puns about this below, feel free! And as always, have fun!
He was accused of counter fitting.
I said "I'm gonna need to know more."
I replied, no, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.
Now I'm being accused of squid pro quo. 😞
I was not only shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed!
Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.
Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast and dismayed by the accusation.
Not only was I shocked, I was appalled, aghast, outraged, and revolted.
Their words, not mine.
Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed!
I was also appalled, aghast, and dismayed.
Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed
Not only was I shocked, I was also aghast, appalled and dismayed.
