Accomodation Puns

A list of puns related to "Accomodation"

Gymnasts make really accomodating girlfriends.

They’ll bend over backwards.

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👤︎ u/danielpauljohns
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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Two punctuation marks walk into a bar.

One of them was accommodating.

Edit: Thanks to u/hydr0n1um who is more dad than I.

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👤︎ u/PickleFart69
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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Too often my dad makes shitty jokes like this

We were taking a tour of a university and for the accomodation part of the tour they had a "demo" room so it was completely open plan and you could see everything. My dad asks the tour guide quite loudly "Do the actual rooms come with walls?"

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👤︎ u/jk1993
📅︎ Oct 22 2013
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