Welsh, now I know.
... he answered "Czech, mate"
…but then it Gru on me.
‘Ell if I know!
I said, “No, I think she’s taking her time.”
"Alright boss," says the man, "how are me teeth looking?"
The dentist grimaces. "You appear to have a huge hole in one tooth. I think we need to find out the root cause."
"Cavity?" asks the man.
"Indeed," says the dentist.
"Cheers guvnor, I take it with six sugars."
The guy must've gotten really uncomfortable with the question because he then asked for the check
So, I offered her the subtitles.
The bartender asked are you ladies from Ireland? The girls smiled and said Wales. The bartender replied are you two whales from Ireland?
... Which goes to show that the female of the species is more Dudley than the male!
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
Under the sea.
Me: Daddy I’m thirsty!
My dad: Hi thirsty I’m Fridy lets go Saturdy and get a Sundy.
I’m sure it’s not original but it makes me laugh to think of how I was making my dad insane asking for a DRIIINNNKKK and he would always come back with this.
He's pulled over for having a broken tail light and before the officer lets him go he asks "what's in this truck anyway?"
Escargot.
"CAW! CAW!"
Eventually my Dad said "I think she's Russian." Without missing a beat I replied "huh, she doesn't seem to be that busy." Cue loud groans and moans from the rest of the table.
He was discussing vehicles with his friend and his friend asked if he had a truck. The Californian man responds, “no, but I avocado”
Disneyland
Grandfather- I'm making chili. You know how many beans to put in it?
Me- no idea.
Grandfather- 239, any more and it becomes too farty.
Me: "Because the basement is down under the house"
'Allo, 'allo, 'allo! You seem 'armless enough. 'Op in!
I can't understand a single thing it says!
"There's about to be a lot of shit happening right now"
"What happened"
"I'm going to the bathroom"
You know what the date is today?? I just can’t seem to remember for the life of me, May8!
I just taught you how to say "bacon" with a Jamaican accent!
‘Ell if I know!
