Zzz Puns

A list of puns related to "Zzz"

Do people with narcolepsy snore like Mmm instead of Zzz?

I would assume they only got halfway through the alphabet before falling asleep!

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👤︎ u/kbetter1
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why does a keyboard never sleep?

It has two shifts

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👤︎ u/kishanp1806
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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Did you know that statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t Happy?
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👤︎ u/graemeboyle
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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A dog sleepwalks into a bar . . .

He tells the bartender “ZZZ I’m a cat ZZZ I’m a cat”. The bartender says “Yes sir you are.” The sleepwalking dog leaves and a patron says “Why did you agree with him? That dog’s not a cat!!” The bartender replies, “Sometimes you gotta let sleeping dogs lie.”

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?

Why?

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👤︎ u/padule
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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What do you call a shirt you sleep in?

A ZZZ Top

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👤︎ u/Thorazine222
📅︎ May 04 2019
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