What do vegetarian zombies eat?
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Are zombies real?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What beach do zombies like to visit?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Whats a zombies favorite work out?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What do zombies use to color their hair?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
What do vegan zombies eat?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
My generation's zombies didn't run..
They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
French zombies are impervious to wooden stakes. You have to stab them with baguettes...
... which is a pain staking process.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What labor camps do zombies go to?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I went in for surgery today and the doctor found catholic zombies inside me!
He said he found an infected mass.....
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Where do zombies live?
On a dead end street.
My 8 year old told this.
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Why donβt zombies eat ghost?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Why do dyslexic zombies eat?
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Zombies are huge dad joke fans.
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Since vampires can control zombies
You can call them neck-romancers.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Have you ever wondered: Why do zombies eat brains?
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︎ Jan 16 2020
What do zombies have for lunch?
Human beans, fried legs and eyes cream!
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︎ Oct 06 2019
What do zombies eat for breakfast?
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︎ Oct 08 2019
My son told me he was attracted to thicc zombies
βOh, deadass?β I replied.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Zombies don't try hard enough.
They should try to be zom-As.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I'm Surprised Zombies Aren't Smarter.
They are into brain food, after all.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
From the game 'Plants vs. Zombies'
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If zombies attack...
Goto Sam's Club. There's cement walls, years worth of food and tons of supplies. Plus zombies can't get in without a membership.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
What kind of meat do zombies prefer?
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︎ Jul 26 2019
What do you call the punchline to a joke about zombies having a gift exchange?
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︎ Jun 01 2019
How do Zombies serve their country?
They join the Marine Corpse.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
what do health conscious zombies use for sandwiches?
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︎ Jul 01 2019
I'm scared of thicc zombies
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︎ Aug 05 2019
What do you call a mob of drooling zombies?
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Whats a mexican zombies favorite food?
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︎ Jun 05 2019
Why don't zombies just not run fast, catch people and eat their brains immediately?
Because they are stuck on "shuffle mode".
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What kind of cheese do zombies eat?
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︎ Aug 13 2018
What do vegan zombies eat?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
What do vegan zombies eat?
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︎ Apr 22 2020
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
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︎ Jan 15 2020
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
What do vegetarian zombies say?
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︎ Jun 13 2019
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
What do vegan zombies eat?
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︎ Oct 23 2019
What do vegan zombies eat?
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Why donβt zombies eat clowns?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What do dyslexic zombies eat?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
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︎ Jun 15 2019
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
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︎ Sep 01 2019
What do vegan zombies eat?
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What do vegan zombies eat?
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