What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Graaiiiiiiins!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riguitargod
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Are zombies real?

Of corpse they are.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elster000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What beach do zombies like to visit?

The Dead Sea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oatli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Whats a zombies favorite work out?

Dead lifts...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papatony01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What do zombies use to color their hair?

Dye of the dead!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What do vegan zombies eat?

BRANS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My generation's zombies didn't run..

They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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French zombies are impervious to wooden stakes. You have to stab them with baguettes...

... which is a pain staking process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
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What labor camps do zombies go to?

Ghoul-logs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KadynDraws
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I went in for surgery today and the doctor found catholic zombies inside me!

He said he found an infected mass.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eluchel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Where do zombies live?

On a dead end street.

My 8 year old told this.

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Why don’t zombies eat ghost?

They taste like sheet.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Why do dyslexic zombies eat?

BRIANS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DianaTheNinja
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Zombies are huge dad joke fans.

They love to groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Since vampires can control zombies

You can call them neck-romancers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heilon2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Have you ever wondered: Why do zombies eat brains?

Food for thought

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πŸ‘€︎ u/everflow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What do zombies have for lunch?

Human beans, fried legs and eyes cream!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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What do zombies eat for breakfast?

Raisinbrain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moronicuniform
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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My son told me he was attracted to thicc zombies

β€œOh, deadass?” I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itzspeshhh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Zombies don't try hard enough.

They should try to be zom-As.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I'm Surprised Zombies Aren't Smarter.

They are into brain food, after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiderOfCheese
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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From the game 'Plants vs. Zombies'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fried_Cheesee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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If zombies attack...

Goto Sam's Club. There's cement walls, years worth of food and tons of supplies. Plus zombies can't get in without a membership.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viperfour
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What kind of meat do zombies prefer?

Uncured

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freakazoidd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What do you call the punchline to a joke about zombies having a gift exchange?

A dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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How do Zombies serve their country?

They join the Marine Corpse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daxdax_Universe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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what do health conscious zombies use for sandwiches?

whole brain bread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shatguy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I'm scared of thicc zombies

Deadass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkylarTHEnErD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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What do you call a mob of drooling zombies?

The Salivation Army

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooftheoof
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Whats a mexican zombies favorite food?

A human bean

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Why don't zombies just not run fast, catch people and eat their brains immediately?

Because they are stuck on "shuffle mode".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADD-INFP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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What kind of cheese do zombies eat?

Organzola

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shogdog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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What do vegan zombies eat?

GRAAAIIIINNNSSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/338geek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What do vegan zombies eat?

GRAINNNSSS!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

GRAINS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplemilo1030
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do vegetarian zombies say?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What do vegan zombies eat?

Graaaaaaaaains

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SQUIDDYYYYY
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What do vegan zombies eat?

graaaaaaiiiins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoth3y
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Why don’t zombies eat clowns?

They taste funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/upvotemyposts123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do dyslexic zombies eat?

Brians

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnaNuovaIdea
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

GRAINS!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qualum05
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

GRRRAAAAAIIINNNS!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeeCF
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What do vegan zombies eat?

Grains!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Digi-Shaman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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What do vegan zombies eat?

Grraaaiiinssss....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkchop_d_clown
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